Human Chew Toy

An old dude trying to find peace with his new dog.

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Finish this sentence: The best part about living with a #doxie is ...

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The elusive non-blurry wiener puppy shot!  #dachshund

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Why You Should NOT Give a New Pet as a #Christmas Gift https://t.co/ljRteyFRd8 via @drkarenbecker @mercola

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@Ajzionts @thestate Thanks for writing!

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Program connects Rapid City area veterans with service dogs https://t.co/AY2eu0jyLw via @thestate @Ajzionts

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We're thinking this might be an appropriately durable chew toy for our #dachshund this #Christmas. I give it 30 minutes. #AggressiveChewer

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Time to get the #Christmas list warmed up ... 15 dog toys that your pooch (probably) can't destroy https://t.co/oMZrqAVzci via @mashable @marcusgilmer

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@TheWendy15 Sorry about your Penny!

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Finish this sentence: The best part about living with a #doxie is ...

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Lots of love and fun in store for someone(s)! Coming up with Oreo-themed names should be fun, too ... Double Stuf, Mystery, Mega Stuf, ...

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Hurray, Kiwi! Bravery and all those good looks in one package! #doxie

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This is our amazing doxie girl, Kiwi. She once saved our home from almost getting burned down. We’ll always be grateful to her. 💜 @BTS_twt #ARMYPetDay

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@beverlysport Snap ... roll ... snap ... roll ...

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@debra48557477 Hard to take yourself too seriously with a dachshund hanging off your nose (or other body part)!

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It was a 'draining' experience, but she's safe! Dachshund named 'Khaleesi' rescued from small drain pipe in NJ https://t.co/QUxzRJy6oi via @ABC7NY

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A unified theory of dogs jumping into leaf piles https://t.co/Xk5DqwUXwc via @TheWeek @Jee_vuh #FunStuff #MansBestFriend

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Now dogs might save us from malaria. Do we really deserve them? via @karinbrulliard @washingtonpost #MansBestFriend https://t.co/z24UvgVM8m

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Would YOU rather have the company of a dog or a human? I'll take the right human, but the field of dogs is not far behind. https://t.co/g5OPdfX3Or #MansBestFriend

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@2xdoxiemom Probably some doxie chewed it off his dad or mom.

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Every moment with a new dog bud seems to bring another training opportunity. https://t.co/Io22GprJWJ #dogtraining via @RecordBee

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17 years sounds like a good START for our #dachshund. I'm rooting for a few more. https://t.co/hm9Sk2bBvS #MansBestFriend