Never ready, way too tired, super excited, always learning, outdoorsy from inside, I cannot tan, witty, and love some raunchy humor. Oh, and I'm surrounded...?
My daughter asks about a scab on the middle of her forehead here is what follows "mommy what's this?" "OMG its your devil horn coming in!" "No it's not my unicorn horn its just a scab." π #kids#mykid#sheissomething#love
5 year old, "mom I killed a cricket! I ripped the head off." Asked why she did it because crickets were good bugs. Dead serious she looks at me "I'll just put the head back on." You can't he is dead..."Then I will glue it!" #kids#mykid#hilarious#Something#thathappened#love
Question. How many parents have had kids sleep so long they wonder if they are dead or gone but peeking through the loud ass door isn't worth the risk for sanity? I know you parents know what I'm talking about. #honest#honesthoughts#iswearimagoodmom#RandomThoughts#kids#okay
Literally 2 mins from my last post and my insomniac 5 year old is awake....let's do this, start today. See nothing to worry about! #YAY#wednesdaymorning#kids#love