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[sc @SneakyCanadian]

Shit I see when I take 25 Benadryls.

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

Your grandfather that fought in WWII seeing you refer to your email job as “the trenches”

[Lucas Botkin @LucasBotkin]

out of the way pin up girls, Big Chungus is here

[maybe: k*rk @a_dose_of_wx]

It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me that there’s a tornado in progress in Oklahoma”

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Hearing Bob Seger’s voice triggers what I like to call my primal whiteness

[Ozzy Osbourne @OzzyOsbourne]

🐰 📸: @MarkWeissguy

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

i hope cigarettes go up $450 i'm tired of smelling y'all

[Megan Johnson @megansarahj]

The fact that Macaulay Culkin’s wife is going viral for calling out an airline for separating her from her kids… this could be our next Home Alone sequel

[✮ COGNAC QUEEN ✮ @COGNACQU333N]

Please wear deodorant with chemicals yall it’s too hot for all that natural shit

[Hernan Cortes @CyberPunkCortes]

Walmart air dropping me snacks like I’m a paratrooper in Bastogne.

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

Happy Austin 3:16 Day

[Brent Terhune in Cincinnatti July 11 @BrentTerhune]

Tomorrow is 3/16. Don’t forget to leave out a six pack and a can of whoop ass for Stone Cold Steve Austin tonight.

[Jum @JesterJum]

When I look at my kids, I have 2 thoughts:

1) I have never loved anything as much as I love them.

2) I have never looked forward to 8:30PM so much in my entire life.

[Kosher @koshercockney]

The C in IRGC stands for Cardboard.

[☁Baby Blastoise☁ @PatsOnYaBack]

DVD menus were SO chaotic you couldnt fall asleep to them. I had Shrek and Donkey yelling at me at 4am 😭

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

me when im peeing and realize i’m drunk

[taha @fauxventure]

Later boy we in a middle of a war

[Cloud @Cloud1a7]

They did stop rather suddenly. 🤔