Justin Polizzi

Reviewer | Editor | Podcaster | Greasy Dago Wop @

[Justin Polizzi @Chezitman]

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@clintoptions $100

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Just a crying little bitch. It’s playoff hockey, be a man and not a “scum bag” pussy. @spittinchiclets

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@clintoptions $SPY

[DJ Valentine @TryingToBeDJV]

The first Simplistic Reviews podcast of th year. https://t.co/Hpbh6Y8E35

[Justin Polizzi @Chezitman]

Rumors are suggesting #Batman will be back for The Batman Part 2.

[Justin Polizzi @Chezitman]

Hey Floridians, you finally get to use the N-word one day of the year!

[Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis]

In honor of a great Floridian, Hulk Hogan, we are lowering the flags at the capitol and in Pinellas County tomorrow. Additionally, I am officially declaring tomorrow, August 1st, 2025, as "Hulk Hogan Day" in Florida.

Rest in peace, brother.

[Janice Hough @leftcoastbabe]

This isn't hard:

Donald NEVER releases anything negative about his own health.

He won't even release the truth about his height and weight.

Admitting an illness to distract from Epstein files must mean the files are very bad indeed.

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

You’re only suppose to blow the bloody doors off.

[Simplistic Reviews @SimpleTweeters]

Wanna watch with us? #July4

Movie Commentary - https://t.co/BsTLiItWLN

Movie - https://t.co/9rC3CZQgx9

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

17 million people just lost health care.

18 million kids just lost school meals.

3 million Americans just lost food assistance.

And $3.5 trillion was added to the deficit.

All for a tax cut for Trump’s billionaire donors.

The ultimate betrayal.

[DJ Valentine @TryingToBeDJV]

July episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast is here.

https://t.co/W38nepHlNr

[Justin Polizzi @Chezitman]

@TryingToBeDJV @screenrant It’s spelled piss

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First mistake is rolling up on an Italian restaurant…

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

This is how it’s done!

FRIDAY: South Park, San Diego, neighbors weren’t having it. When ICE rolled up on an Italian restaurant in unmarked cars and started grabbing workers, the community hit the streets.
(Sound up)

[Justin Polizzi @Chezitman]

It is time to categorize the Republican Party as a terrorist group.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Mike Johnson: "Do not believe the lies the Democrat Party has said. We had their ads taken down. They were running ads around the country in swing districts trying to convince people that Republicans are going to 'gut Medicaid.' It's just simply not true and that's why their ads and billboards had to come down."

[Simplistic Reviews @SimpleTweeters]

Happy Easter you son of a bitch! #podcast #commentary (Ep. 249): Light Blast - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: April 2025 https://t.co/1BBUhBf4wX

[DJ Valentine @TryingToBeDJV]

The April edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is here. https://t.co/Jxvf43t8kl

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