Chris Hart

[Chris Hart @ChharritsHart]

Words

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

Great catch… @AnquanBoldin. #SFvsDEN

[Chris Hart @ChharritsHart]

Apparently one word difference makes you wrong about accounting definitions. #fuckit

[Chris Hart @ChharritsHart]

Someone needs to teach me how this works #twitterishard #imlazy

[Chris Hart @ChharritsHart]

"@AP: BREAKING: FAA tells US airlines all flights to Tel Aviv airport in Israel prohibited for 24 hours."

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.*

*Foreigners need not apply.

[Chris Hart @ChharritsHart]

Two days of 60+ degree weather in January. #perfectlynormal #somuchforglobalwarming

[Chris Hart @ChharritsHart]

Everything is free on #thepiratebay

[Chris Hart @ChharritsHart]

First final of the day took 20 minutes. #imaboss

[Chris Hart @ChharritsHart]

#beerpong #hardmode

[Chris Hart @ChharritsHart]

If evolution is real, why does it feel so good to jam q-tips into my ears? #checkmateatheists #perfectdesign

[Chris Hart @ChharritsHart]

Its so cold my nipples are going to fall off.

[Chris Hart @ChharritsHart]

Is 1 in the morning an excuse to quote Hannah Montana out of delerium? #imsotired

[Michael Linsenman @LinzDO182]

Even Broncos fans have to feel for Alex Smith. Beautiful throws but horrific drops.... Just giving credit where credit is due.
#DENvsKC

[Chris Hart @ChharritsHart]

@LinsenmanM I watched a dog show. And then a repeat of the parade. Your argument is invalid. #stillabetterlovestorythantwilight

[Chris Hart @ChharritsHart]

There's a football game on. What are we watching? The dog show. #fml #zzzz

[Chris Hart @ChharritsHart]

In the year 2020, it will be 4/20 for an entire month. #Dude #tokemonth

[Chris Hart @ChharritsHart]

I find it funny that my parents are super religious, and their router denies my computer access. My computer is called God.

[Chris Hart @ChharritsHart]

My computer is so fucked. I made a new profile because everything is fucked.

[Chris Hart @ChharritsHart]

@MLinz102 No idea. Somehow it has my Facebook info. I don't remember putting it in though.