Jacob

just some guy 🤷🏻 | I like coffee, trees and sweeties 😌 | he/him | 30ish

[Jacob @mrjacobmiles]

Happy Friday from work 😌

[Jacob @mrjacobmiles]

@l000igix @nickyianadawl Not a sentence without even containing punctuation being considered a think piece. Give the kids books 😭😭

[Jacob @mrjacobmiles]

@wetxlucia @heathcliff_184 Grabs the cup on accident out of his hand as he goes to pour it in the bushes? The cup wasn't set down so not really sure when else someone would have grabbed it.

[Lij @lijitimate]

Me as a child watching mommy on her 4th convo after church:

[Himberly @himbo_anonymous]

To gag an entire cocktail party after announcing that New York is dead

[Patrick Fisackerly @fisackerly]

To think I believed I had a chance at those Carly Rae Jepsen Troubadour tickets. How young I was. How innocent. How foolish.

[Seth Vargas @ohsethy]

I am always fooled by a wig. People will talk about a bad wig and I didn’t even know it was one to start with. I thought The B-52’s hair was real. I am very trusting and stupid.

[toni collette stan account @HarryPhillips15]

WAITTTTT because sometimes the hat is going to fall off but it is going to be okay

[👽brittny pierre🪩 @sleep2dream]

i love how we talk about Gwen like she passed away

[Gladney XLVII @TeamGladney]

And that thing…. Is usually some shit like this:

[Jacob @mrjacobmiles]

put this on trying to find something fun and new to watch and nearly cried laughing several times over

[Very Important People @VIPeopleShow]

A beautiful family reunion between Vic and their ex-step-grandmother 💞

[jacques @flamencolambada]

DIV/0! Down!

[Jacob @mrjacobmiles]

just a cute lil pic from the weekend in San Diego 😌

[Jacob @mrjacobmiles]

upset that this isn’t arriving until Monday and I won’t even be home 😭😭😭

[ؘ @roanfiles]

oh i’m so obsessed with ‘read & makeout’

“in your deck of cards, i’m the queen of hearts / will you shuffle me? spread me apart?” ♥️

[vera much @loveyouveramuch]

The bears are taking ozempic and becoming otters. the otters are getting laser and becoming twinks. the twinks are injecting E and becoming dolls. the dolls are getting their hair cut and becoming butches. And the butches, the butches are taking T and becoming bears

[fede @d0omgeneration]

taylor hoy a las 12: look what you made me do remix with kanye west

[Jacob @mrjacobmiles]

tbh need more queer lil flag emojis

[Jacob @mrjacobmiles]

happy pride month 😌

[felix @tuffvinyl]

.@ChappellRoan's "The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess" was the most streamed 2023 album on Spotify yesterday, surpassing "One Thing At A Time".