Jake Bowman

[Jake Bowman @ChiRoyals_Jake]

You'll never achieve your athletic dreams; that's why God made softball.

[Jake Bowman @ChiRoyals_Jake]

Ayn Rand would be so proud

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

America is a nation of builders
Soon, you will be free to build

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

@jaketapper Counterpoint: Nothing "hurts" billionaires. But if billionaires are going to use newspapers as their toy then we should smash their toys.

Perhaps the subscription you cancel can be redeployed to some OTHER publication that is NOT owned by people who capitulate to fascists.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

absolutely horrible. are there any other videos of other angles of this? i want to make sure i avoid them

[Jake Bowman @ChiRoyals_Jake]

One of the hardest parts of struggling with #MentalHealth is finding motivation to care enough to do anything.

Routines are tremendously helpful but sometimes that isn't enough and you just despair.

I am definitely struggling today.

[Jake Bowman @ChiRoyals_Jake]

-Bo Burnham

[Jake Bowman @ChiRoyals_Jake]

The backlash to the backlash to the thing that's just begun
The whole world at your fingertips, the ocean at your door
A gift shop at the gun range, a mass shooting at the mall
The quiet comprehending of the ending of it all
We were overdue
But it'll be over soon, you wait

[Jake Bowman @ChiRoyals_Jake]

Math proves aliens exist.

https://t.co/pZSF6qATrn

I have listened to this 5-7 times, I’ve honestly lost count but it’s more than 4. I don’t understand why everyone isn’t talking about it.

[Jake Bowman @ChiRoyals_Jake]

Angel Reese played in the #WNBAAllStar game tonight.

She had 12 and 11. In 17 minutes. Who puts in that much effort in an All Star game?

One other player had double digit boards, Stewie in 31 minutes of play.

She’s Rodman if he was a supermodel that could shoot. 🤯

[Jake Bowman @ChiRoyals_Jake]

Give us a hero. This is your moment to not play it safe.

#BidenDropOutNOW

[Jake Bowman @ChiRoyals_Jake]

And they offer up a walking corpse stamped with the logos of the corporations that financed this real life Weekend at Bernie’s puppet show.

[Jake Bowman @ChiRoyals_Jake]

This election feels like a moment in which the USA needs to be saved from an actual villain and the Democrats have a chance to deliver us all.

[Jake Bowman @ChiRoyals_Jake]

It’s satisfying to ask @alexa99 a question and walk away while they’re talking. Thanks @amazon

[Jake Bowman @ChiRoyals_Jake]

I’m 41 and still haven’t learned that you cannot neatly tear open a bag of @TWIZZLERS

[Jake Bowman @ChiRoyals_Jake]

Just my two cents on how I think a lot of us feel about the dumpster fire we live in that seems to be turning into an uncontrolled wildfire that will burn this country to the ground but maybe that is the unavoidable outcome of capitalism.

[Jake Bowman @ChiRoyals_Jake]

Second.

The government doesn’t demonstrate to the people how to work with fellow Americans that share different beliefs.

Until the government shows the country how to bridge the divide we cannot expect the people to.

[Jake Bowman @ChiRoyals_Jake]

Yes, we vote on who leads…but we aren’t free to choose any leader we want in the current system. We have to pick from what is offered, like Trump or Biden.

[Jake Bowman @ChiRoyals_Jake]

Two problems with this statement @AndrewYang. And I think you’d actually agree with these two points.

The government uses violence against those that don’t align with our political beliefs. This incident is easy to trace back to how we collectively treat those we don’t agree w/

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

There is no place for violence in America despite political disagreements. Prayers for those killed and injured yesterday - and for our country. 🙏🇺🇸 https://t.co/1S9kppBWP4

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

mike breen tossing and turning in bed after coming so close to the chance for the ultimate “bang”