Julia

Poet, Artist, Centennial
I like my tea how I enjoy myself, dark, bitter, and too hot for you

[Julia @Chibichiree]

I reset my body by holding the power button down for a while

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Please stop calling a job that requires 3-5 years of experience entry level. We see what you’re doing. You want mid level experience for entry level pay. Cut the bullshit.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

the term “friend zone” implies the existence of a foe zone and a third, even more mysterious, foes-to-lovers zone

[TimTam🍫 @CandymanTimTam]

*spits out mouthful of blood* it's gonna take more than that to kill me

Dentist: for the love of God just floss

[Dr Kimberly Humphrey 👩🏻‍⚕️🌱🐨 (She/her) @drhumki]

To all of my fellow Australians complaining about how 40C in the UK 'isn't that hot':

Please understand that it is very different to suffer through 40C in a place that is not prepared and built for it, and does not have the infrastructure to handle it safely

[Cat From Nowhere @kv8]

Matcha, classical music, and feeling just a little bit superior.

[Lego Lost At Sea @LegoLostAtSea]

Single use plastic? Abandoned buckets, spades and a fishing net picked up from the beach this morning.

[Jim Lee @JimLee]

In honor of #PrideMonth, I drew this piece of Kate Kane AKA Batwoman on my last couple of live art streams on https://t.co/uhArHuzIbk and am auctioning it off with proceeds to benefit the nonprofit organization—The Trevor Project.

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

Or maybe just don’t rape people?

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

Today's mass shooting was brought to you by Republican Justices on the Supreme Court.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Reminder that Thomas Jefferson who helped write the Declaration of Independence also said we should rewrite the constitution every 20 years so that dead people wouldn’t rule over modern society.

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

the best part of Morbius was when he said "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and morbed all over those guys

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

no more apologizing for being socially awkward, it is the normies’ turn to improve

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I'm supposed to celebrate the fourth of July? after *this* week??

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

My ideal summer body is one that I have complete control over

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

My favorite people are the ones who never stop learning. Teach yourself a foreign language, master the art of cooking, read the classics, learn the names of the birds. Past scholars could never have imagined the banquet of knowledge laid before us. Feast boldly.

[ScottyJohns @highroadsaloon]

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?"
She instantly replied "yes."
Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.