Ochocinco HAD Andrew Schulz and EVERYONE in the room CRYING WITH LAUGHTER when he said he wouldn’t PAY for a woman’s NAILS or HAIR because that’s “basic maintenance,” adding that if you can’t AFFORD that on your own, you shouldn’t even be dating, as it’s the ultimate RED FLAG 😭💀
"That's basic maintenance. You can't afford basic maintenance, you don't need to be f***ing dating. Let's start there b*tch.”
“That’s ultimate red flag, “oh can you give me money to get my hair and nails done, that’s your basic maintenance, you can’t maintain your upkeep?”
My honest review of the Quran:
65% pages of the Quran is Allah whining about unbelievers and hellfire while 30% is violence after violence against unbelievers, 3% is Allah poke-nosing into Muhammad sex life, and the 2% is promising Muslims sex and wine in paradise.
I was holding my colleagues phone this evening and some messages popped up,
“Baby”
“Where are you?”
“I miss you”
My mode just changed asap
Omo, when we are done with Tinubu in January, maybe I will give this love thing a chance😤
“Chelsea should qualify for champions league first”
You mean the world champion should come to Europe?? Are we mate??
FIFA President said something about inter planet 🌎 competition last week
Chelsea has qualified to represent earth
I can’t wait to paste Jupiter and Pluto