Jennifer Jankowski

[Jennifer Jankowski @ChicagoMom19]

And that is how it’s done folks.

[Jennifer Jankowski @ChicagoMom19]

@PigeonJon You seriously gave me a heart attack. Not cool, Pigeon, not cool.

[Jennifer Jankowski @ChicagoMom19]

@datsassygirll @theycallmevitch So lovely! Please take them both to get fixed - even if you don’t keep them. ❤️

[Jennifer Jankowski @ChicagoMom19]

3 days into our self-isolation and both my kids and husband have determined that getting dressed isn’t really necessary. Guess that will reduce the laundry... #silverlinings

[Jennifer Jankowski @ChicagoMom19]

Yup

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i choose to believe. that when he locates a koala. he puts them on his back. and they ride him out of the fire

[Jennifer Jankowski @ChicagoMom19]

Yesterday I couldn’t come up with the word ‘skylights’ and will now forever refer to them as ceiling windows.

[MyQuestionableLife @2questionable]

The parenting books don’t tell you you’re going to go broke buying reusable water bottles for your kid to lose.

[Jennifer Jankowski @ChicagoMom19]

@CTULocal1 You make it sound like those days were taken from you. CTU gave those up when they decided to strike. You can’t have it both ways.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

we were at the store today. and i found a stuffed penguin that i really fancied. i tried to carry it out. but was stopped before the exit. i am not a criminal. i just have no money

[Jennifer Jankowski @ChicagoMom19]

My kid needs your vote - best hockey hair. Pick Jets player (the handsomest by far, ammirite?) Voting ends today.

[NIHL Northern Illinois Hockey League @NIHL_Hockey]

It is Monday and Day 6's Best Flow voting for the 7 Squirt Silver B candidates is now open. The Admirals, Bruins, Chargers, Glenview, Jaguars, Jets and Bluehawks players all want your support. Remember that votes must be cast by midnight. @jerrtshockey https://t.co/e6pSIBprUc

[Jennifer Jankowski @ChicagoMom19]

@HeinzKetchup_US Ketchup Caviar? Even better ~ #HeinzKetchupCaviar !!! If this #Sweeps goes my way, we'll be eating our burgers in style. (PS: you can join us - my hubby makes great burgers.)

[Jennifer Jankowski @ChicagoMom19]

Men who have gross toes / toenails should not wear sandals, slides or open-toed shoes. That is all.

[Jennifer Jankowski @ChicagoMom19]

My left big toe is cramping. Is that a thing?

[Jennifer Jankowski @ChicagoMom19]

Overheard at @revivalfoodchi: “I think this is the pad Thai place. You think it’s the pad Thai place?” Bless her heart. Guess reading is out of the question...

[Jennifer Jankowski @ChicagoMom19]

@MsPatelScience @goldenapple_il @EdisonRGC @FitzCrame Can't wait to see the changes you bring to the STEM program this year!

[Jennifer Jankowski @ChicagoMom19]

@gottloeb Amen to that!