On the 58th anniversary of my dad’s assassination, I’m remembering moments like this: touch football on Cape Cod with my siblings — David, Kathleen, Courtney, and me. #GetOutside#LiveRealLife
This is NOT AI.
The officer asks the Labrador, “How’s your evening going?”
Then he looks at the Chihuahua and asks, “Why does your friend look like that?”
The Chihuahua immediately looks like he’s trying to remember his password from 2009.
The Labrador drives off.
We’ve all got one friend like this.
Credit: redneck retriever
A Muslim passenger:
"Excuse me, can you turn off the music?"
The driver:
"Why?"
The passenger:
"Music is haram."
The driver:
"Why is music haram?"
The passenger:
"Because there was no music in the time of prophet Muhammad."
The driver:
"Well, get off then. There were no cars back then either. A camel will come pick you up."
😂🤭😂
Testosterone is a controlled substance that is tightly regulated. This school in Pierce County, Wash. promotes the drug use as part of Pride. @EDSecMcMahon, does this violate any policies for schools receiving federal funding?
What kind of nonsensical argumentation is this?
People were LIVID when Amy Hennig left Naughty Dog and her run with Uncharted 1-3 is just 🤌🏻
What in those games would even be “woke” without requiring mental gymnastics.
You guys don’t think. You just vibe to a conclusion.
People like this can fuck right off. Since the first time I found out Amy who fucking made multiple franchises I love. Got pushed out of Naughty Dog by that piece of shit Drukmann. I’ve always been vocal about it.
@NoneNon46893937 Amy comes from an era where being a video game director and writer took talent. Thats why. Neil Fuckman the male feminist came into Naughty Dog and RUINED it! Amy Hennig was the last great writer/director they had.
I tried Neil Fuckmans Last of Us. I hated it.
Because it was a No-bid contract….
No bureaucracy.
No years of delays.
No NGO comment period.
No consultant class feeding at the trough.
No kickbacks disguised as “stakeholder engagement.”
No public debate about turning it into a 2,000-foot LGBTQ flag.
No marketing campaign to advance woke agendas.
No funneling cash “straight to the local community” through Tammany Hall-style grinders.
Just results.
They vastly prefer the model perfected by @PeteButtigieg’s $2T infrastructure spending spree.
No matter what angle or direction to look at Barack Hussain Obama's Presidential Center, it looks like the ugliest building on planet Earth!
What a complete embarrassment for the City of Chicago!
Its $5 because you have a tax on our gas. You fat retarded boob. Also funny how your predecessor said youd put a tax on gas and you stood on stage and lied you wouldnt. YOU have caused this problem.