Chici Agimas Septani

Mimpi ku jangan diganggu

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Just amended My will. The rich now inherit the earth. The meek will inherit My stamp collection.

[Chici Agimas Septani @ChiciAgimas]

When people say "With God all things are possible," they really mean booze.

[Chici Agimas Septani @ChiciAgimas]

Agnostics are basically people who believe in Me when they want something.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Some of you people are just awful.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Not only do I work in mysterious ways, I only work part-time.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

By the way Seattle, the Bible had a 12th Man too. His name was Judas.

[The Batman @God_Damn_Batman]

We all have an inner batsignal that calls us to greatness. Or in my case, the ACTUAL batsignal.

[The Batman @God_Damn_Batman]

Whoever said “it’s what’s on the inside that counts” was probably Superman. Because his costume is retarded.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I'm through being your sneeze bitch.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Listen I don't have time to tell you why but you have to retweet this. There are thousands of lives at stake.

[Chici Agimas Septani @ChiciAgimas]

Xie xie koh londo :) "@londonesia: Gong Xi Fa Ca.. Selamat tahun baru Imlek cece cece yang cantik ♥ minta donk bakpao nya"

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Man, woman, gay, straight, liberal, conservative, atheist, believer, white, black, Jew, Christian: you are all equally smiteable in My eyes.

[Chici Agimas Septani @ChiciAgimas]

@londonesia Bahasa macam apa ini?? :))

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I shot the seraph. But I didn't shoot the cherubim.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout. I'm telling you why. Most of you are going to hell.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I'm making My list. I'm checking it twice. Your souls are all full of unspeakable vice. Most of you are going to hell.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know if you've been bad or good, and your soul is doomed to bake.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You're stupid in ways you haven't even begun to fail to understand.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Look for Me in church tomorrow. I'll be the one you can't see or hear or prove exists.

[Chici Agimas Septani @ChiciAgimas]

Iyaaaa (y) RT @ramadhonita: Di indo cm ada 2 agama. Muslim dan non muslim. Pdhl kan ada 5?