Chick-fil-Atio

[BaldBoyDevinTTV @tom_on_here]

If I was you the first thing I’d do is stop my mom from selling me for a handful of pills

[person @PacmanJonez]

ESPN employees woke up with that Pat McAfee album on their phones like Apple did with U2s album back in 2014

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

AOC, Many of the ugliest men in my life are very interested in you. I will forward all of their phone numbers to you in DM.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

I met Dobby at a bar in silver lake in August of 2015. He was off his gourd on ketamine and kept trying to grab my dick. I don’t think he should be celebrated one bit

[Moddey Doomp @ua_ginge]

Kind of shit lamelo ball had in his house

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Lindsey Graham coffin lucky it don’t got a hole in it

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

i am NOT gonna be a cocomelon parent…you gon sit down and watch prime megatron cutups

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Almost that time of year again 😤

[Horton “The Seargent” Vanderbilt II @coalburner29]

Favorite photo from college football last year

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

Watching this teaser, one can only assume that Shaggy clipped Scooby’s ears, a practice common in dogfighting. Expect to see a lot of blood in Netflix’s Scooby-Doo.

[Punished Cheburashka @reelCheburashka]

When people are like "I don't care if you're black, white, or purple" this is who they have in mind

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

just saw a picture of myself, my full legal name, and what looked like a monetary value flash across the Vegas dome for a second

[david @davidefinitely]

someone used my credit card to take a $30 autism test

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

- Osama Bin Laden in 2001

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

saw a kid at the flea market selling a diorama of the day of my death, my lifeless body rendered in incredible detail, but he wanted fucking $100 for it lmao, no dice little idiot

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

tort law exam ass case

[Thorben Danke @sagaOptics]

Weevil 🥰

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

Security took me out of the line at the PinkPantheress show and inspected my hairline. They didnt do this to anyone else in line.

Explain this @Ticketmaster.