Chicken Musket

Conservative, hater of criminals, lover of law and order. Don’t do things that make your neighbors hate you. Go Bears, Cubs, and Blackhawks!

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Part 1
Why do certain people have absolutely no respect for their neighbors? I’ve had some pretty crappy neighbors over the last 10-15 years. I’ve had a group of Mexicans that were a nightmare. Everyday they had people coming and going. The front yard was a

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@snicklink That would be funnier if I didn’t have Nvidia stock.

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@RickyDoggin Escalators are the devil’s magic.

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@EndWokeness Arriving from where? Overseas military? I highly doubt they voted for her. Also I can’t help but notice the lack of English. 🤬

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@KOAA Do stupid things, expect to get pew pewed.

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@libsoftiktok Wacko.

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@TedNugent Amen. Occasionally McConaughey gets it right.

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@theblaze That’s like getting sworn in on a comic book.

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On Monday morning November 9, 2026, my husband Conor suffered a massive hemorrhagic stroke resulting in a deep brain bleed. He is now in the Neuro ICU, fighting with everything he has.

Anyone who knows Conor knows he lives life to the fullest and has the most enormous heart. He is the person who shows up for the people he loves, every time and without hesitation. Now he needs all of us to show up for him.

These last few days have been the hardest of our lives. We are exhausted and facing so many unknowns. I'm also overwhelmed with gratitude for the family and friends who have dropped everything to be by our side. Every day with Conor is a gift, and every small sign of progress brings hope. I wake up every morning as his wife and lean over to kiss him, thank God he is in my life and for bringing me Conor. I’m still doing that now, just from his hospital bedside.

The road ahead is long and uncertain. Conor will need critical care, rehabilitation, ongoing support, and he won't be able to work for the foreseeable future. This fundraiser will help cover medical bills and lost income, so I can focus on what matters most: being with Conor, supporting his recovery, and bringing him home.

If you're able to give, any amount makes a real difference. If you can't, sharing this page helps just as much.

And please, pray for Conor. Pray for his strength, his healing, and the days ahead.

Conor is the strongest person I know, and I believe in him with everything I have. I can’t wait for the day he wakes up, smiles at me, and says, “hi, beautiful” because that’s how he always wakes up. Thank you for your love, generosity, and prayers. They mean more than I can say.

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@LibOrNormal @AshSavesUSA Sometimes a good punch to the face is required to gain compliance.

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If you’re the CEO of the 2nd most valuable company on the planet, just assume that every woman other than your wife is a spy. You’re killing my portfolio @nvidia.

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@7eleven @7eleven thanks for your silence on this outage. It says a lot about your company.

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@mrosazza

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@nvidia @ElevenLabs @karibriski @i_am_holt Get your shit together. You’re killing me.

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@JoshuaHosler We need more Jack Ryans.

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@BlackPillBlonde He should grab a pen and get stabby on them fake boobs.

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@BlackPillBlonde

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@AnaEapllc @BlackPillBlonde That poor man was a victim of a hate crime. Just kidding, Yemi Smollett needs to go. Vote for @TigTiegen!

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@BlackPillBlonde I keep seeing pics of this monstrosity, but I’ve yet to see it around town.

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@mike_daddino Someone once gently touched my face too, and I spent the next five years in therapy.

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@MartianHooligan @7eleven Same here. Irritating.