NOLA Backyard Chickens

Just a bunch of backyard chickens in New Orleans, Louisiana who got a hold of a smartphone.

[NOLA Backyard Chickens @ChickensNola]

@Rainmaker1973 So much for this fun Fall activity. Didn't have "infiltration by the aliens from Starship Troopers" on our bingo card, but here we are.

Bok-bok.

[NOLA Backyard Chickens @ChickensNola]

@IowaDanno @HappyMotorhead Yeah, we were looking for a video of a caulk-measuring contest for our hen party. But not this one.

Bok-bok!

[NOLA Backyard Chickens @ChickensNola]

This is not the caulk-measuring contest we were looking for.

Bok-bok!

[Happy Motorhead @HappyMotorhead]

Standard caulk gun: 25" of pure struggle around a toilet.

Silly Gun: 9" of "why didn't this exist sooner?" Makes some jobs much easier.

You switching? 😂

[NOLA Backyard Chickens @ChickensNola]

@allchronology In the earpiece: "No, Dave, not yet-- this is NOT your cue to fake another Butler! We still need to rehearse!"

Bok-bok.

[NOLA Backyard Chickens @ChickensNola]

@ScarletViolet90 No.

Hell no.

Fuck them. Merry Fuckmas to every last one of those assholes who got us to the shithole where we are today.

No forgiveness at this point.

Bok-bok.

[J @whoareumystery]

Ignorance runs through the whole family!

[NOLA Backyard Chickens @ChickensNola]

@muchado33 Did you understand this? Because I'm lost, boys.

Bok-bok.

[NOLA Backyard Chickens @ChickensNola]

@chickcrisis They will love us when we are noodle soup. They will love us when we are sandwiches. We have fantastic breasts and thighs, so we're pretty easy to love.

Bok-bok.

[NOLA Backyard Chickens @ChickensNola]

@ArmenianAbs3 You need to be careful with one that big. It could positively tear us in half!

Bok-bok.

[NOLA Backyard Chickens @ChickensNola]

@chickcrisis We should have a roast while you're still around. Those are much more fun.

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[NOLA Backyard Chickens @ChickensNola]

@BabyRex12301 @LionInCrisis We will wait for you, cousin!

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[NOLA Backyard Chickens @ChickensNola]

@Rainmaker1973 Thank you!

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[NOLA Backyard Chickens @ChickensNola]

@chickcrisis Aaaaaw, what a Brothy thing to say! Such Nuggets of wisdom!

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[NOLA Backyard Chickens @ChickensNola]

@gorillatwting BREAKING NEWS: Gorilla is now targeting humans!

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[NOLA Backyard Chickens @ChickensNola]

@wolfncrisis That's the entire HOA shouting in unison, "SHUT THE FUCK UP, DOGGY!"

Bok-bok.

[NOLA Backyard Chickens @ChickensNola]

@wolfncrisis Pet.

Bok-bok.

[NOLA Backyard Chickens @ChickensNola]

@PresentTenseAte Bok-bok.

[NOLA Backyard Chickens @ChickensNola]

@sharkincrisis Fortunately that's a tuna. Or as you might know him, "Lunch."

Bok-bok.