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God first | hustler | sarcasm | gambler…

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Nigerians are very creative when punishing criminals until it comes to thieving politicians.

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Train yourself to handle life without ever borrowing money.

[Sahara Reporters @SaharaReporters]

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[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

After killing a cockroach

The ants 2 minutes later:

[temi may. the executive assistant @temilolusogebi]

An entire state can get wiped out in one night and Nigerians will go to work the next day. We’re being exposed to an insane level of violence and we’re scrolling away

[Coconut head 🙂‍↔️😍 @ogebuleN]

“i don’t normally do this”

[Oge of Web3 @official_QV]

MKO Abiola died for a mandate that was stolen.

We named a holiday after him.

The people who stole the mandate named the holiday.

Let that sit with you.

[Aliyahhhh @Aliyahbolanle]

until it happens to you, you will think you are very careful, very responsible, very smart, very religious, very mature, very private, very etc.

[Fridayyscarr29★ @FridayyG4ML]

Realizing I have to teach my son that a girl can speak to you like this and still be lying 💔

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

"science is better than art"

No be me and you dey play sporty now?

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“Seyi Makinde fall for gutter, march am march am, Ogundoyin, IGP, shetimma, Tinubu fall for gutter, march am march am”

Serious protest ongoing in Ibadan over ins£curity, bad governance and economic hardship in the country.

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

“Elections are rigged in Nigeria because Nigerians want it to be rigged. I will do whatever is possible to protect votes come 2027 election, but it is now left for Nigerians to decide if their votes will count. Because if you vote and stay in your polling unit and insist your votes must count, it will be counted. But some Nigerians would rather vote and go home, then hours later go to night vigil to start praying, because they think they are the only ones God created. The problem of Nigeria is leadership”.

-Mr. Peter Obi, NDC presidential candidate on his recent visit to Washington, D.C.

[PABLO OF UNN🦁 @chudy_jnr]

Bro, that man stole 210 trillion.

Not million. Not billion. Trillion😭

Not 1 trillion. Not 10 trillion. Not even 100 trillion.

210 trillion!

There is hardly any sector of Nigeria’s economy you could invest that kind of money in and not see massive, transformative change. Education, healthcare, power, infrastructure, agriculture, every single sector would feel the impact like mad.

Yet person papa embezzled that amount only am.

The craziest part is that no individual could ever reasonably spend that kind of money in a lifetime. It’s wealth beyond comprehension, while millions of us average Nigerians struggle daily to afford basic necessities.

God will punish all of you.
Every single one of you.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

If a woman’s making an effort to lose you, let her.

[Sani 🇬🇧🇬🇭 @_saniii_x]

Because africa is hate watching south africa, morocco think we have forgotten them and their towel

[Onwa_Nnewi @Kene_Nnewi]

If your husband can fill 12.5kg cooking gas.,buy crates of eggs... subscribe cable TV, buy data and fuel generator in this present condition of Nigeria...

Madam please give that man some REAL PEACE OF MIND.

[Rita Sunshine @1RitaSunshine]

My mum is dying, please help retweet🙏😩

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

I think we underestimate how difficult it is to find genuine partners.