Chief Chuck Lovell

(Parody account) Chief of @PorklandPolice. Master degree in passive dickheadness. US Air Force Veteran from Brooklyn, NYwhen the Dodgers were still there.

[Chief Chuck Lovell @ChiefCLovell_]

Thanks to all the protesters, homeless people and thugs all the Radio Shacks, Blokbusters and milk delivery businesses closed up shop and left Portland for good.
Pretty soon it will be half the gas stations. Thanks a lot protesters and other scum.

[Chief Chuck Lovell @ChiefCLovell_]

@KohzKah We expect small cells of wild Indians to attack the Rose City wagon train. Officers cant be staged everywhere. We need overtime, multiple quick reaction forces to respond to hot spots. Join our posse of white cops these savages will not stop us on their land.

[Chief Chuck Lovell @ChiefCLovell_]

All 2023 Rose City Festival Events are NOT canceled. Native American activists who want equality and tribal sovereignty are terrorists.
https://t.co/ex1ghvoX4C

[Chief Chuck Lovell @ChiefCLovell_]

We must come together and stomp out all graffiti done in communist antifa gay chalk.
If you see chalk crimes in progress please call 911. Do not attempt to disarm the person's chalk yourself.

[Chief Chuck Lovell @ChiefCLovell_]

MMIP Day is May 5th. Just another day for Native Americans to feel sorry for themselves just because we are all running on their ancestors as we try to kill their descendants on their own tribal territory/homelands.
Portland, Oregon

[Daniel Goldman @danielsgoldman]

Donald Trump continues to view House Republicans as his taxpayer-funded legal defense team.

It is long past time that GOP leadership follow the rule of law and cease and desist from interfering in ongoing criminal investigations. https://t.co/LDuLqp0Ygd

[Chief Chuck Lovell @ChiefCLovell_]

DO NOT READ THIS!
It's factual and there is evidence on every claim she makes but she's antifa so who cares. She's a terrorist.

[Cozca @KohzKah]

PPB tear gassed my brain multiple times a night for months. Now they punish me for being brain damaged from their beatings and teargas. They can't ignore me like the rest of the crazy ppl down there? Nope.

[Chief Chuck Lovell @ChiefCLovell_]

@Acyn This woman is dumber than a bag of hammers.

[Chief Chuck Lovell @ChiefCLovell_]

@DMG48773099 No we just arrested Tracy Molina Cozcacuauhtli for making flowers with chalk on Earth Day. She went to jail for chalk that wipes off even without water.
She has a court date coming up. Multnomah County is prosecuting her for it. As they should.

[Chief Chuck Lovell @ChiefCLovell_]

Remember if you see any Black, Native, or LatinX girls drawing with chalk on a sidewalk, call 911 and report the crime.
Seriously report all chalk crimes to PPB.

[Chief Chuck Lovell @ChiefCLovell_]

It is actually a good thing so many Veterans take their own life because a lot of them are now no longer homeless drug addicts or potential homeless drug addicts.
https://t.co/R8jEHEeSSI

[Chief Chuck Lovell @ChiefCLovell_]

I love tear gas and I love that many people we poisoned every night are going to die early. That's what they deserve for standing up for the thug George Floyd.
We will never stop poisoning SJW's.
https://t.co/wNaMy45Vzc

[Chief Chuck Lovell @ChiefCLovell_]

I really hope people of the Rose City do not watch this PDX Tik Tok about local media and copaganda.
https://t.co/arsfZBlHOu

[Chief Chuck Lovell @ChiefCLovell_]

@MacSmiff Our officer never lie. "Suspect greeted officers with a riffle in his hands."

[Chief Chuck Lovell @ChiefCLovell_]

Only white men w/ guns are allowed to have mental breakdowns not Indigenous women. We will not tolerate Indigenous ppl making flowers w/ chalk paint moms use on their car windows that wipes off even w/out water. I dont care if it was Earth day. She deserved it & 3 days in jail.

[Chief Chuck Lovell @ChiefCLovell_]

And this white man. No charges and taken to.the hospital.
https://t.co/wY6Q1mAMLN

[Chief Chuck Lovell @ChiefCLovell_]

Like this white man, he got no charges and was taken to the hospital.
Lesson learned use guns not chalk.
https://t.co/Dk2hcg2NIo

[Chief Chuck Lovell @ChiefCLovell_]

I'm thinking about having an opening in my podcast "how to kill antifa" that goes something like "Good Morning Vietnam!"
I have a passion for gassing humans, similar to how the USA loved dropping Agent Orange on babies.

[Chief Chuck Lovell @ChiefCLovell_]

I'm instructing all Black officers to disregard the truth in this video.
Blue before Black.
https://t.co/aZp0kAxqVo

[Chief Chuck Lovell @ChiefCLovell_]

All my officers will leave their cars running all the time because idle cars create a lot of pollution. (Oh wait we already do that.) They will keep the air conditioning on high while idle.

[Not Commissioner Rene Gonzalez @requisite]

Happy Earth Day! I’m celebrating at a nice dinner downtown with some Zenith reps.

How are you going to celebrate today, Portland?