Josh Haley

29 years young.

[Brickell Finance Guy @IronChestCap]

me with the SpaceX cafeteria lady after she becomes a billionaire from the IPO

[Swervo5️⃣ @4KTSwervo]

nightmare blunt rotation

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

When you tell her she can’t go to lunch with her ex boyfriend to get closure

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

DRAKE ANNOUNCES THREE NEW ALBUMS DROPPING AT MIDNIGHT 🚨

�� ICEMAN
💽 HABIBTI
💽 MAID OF HONOUR

[Josh Haley @ChiefHaley10]

@FoxNews Rot in hell piece of shit! 👍

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Former FedEx driver Tanner Horner, who pleaded guilty to capital murder and aggravated kidnapping in the death of 7-year-old Athena Strand, has been sentenced to death.

[Josh Haley @ChiefHaley10]

@Daniel_Rapaport Big bro changed his life forever.. Alex owes Matt infinitely lol

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

Welcome to Nashville, Carnell! 👋

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

A 13-year-old Canadian kid uploaded R&B covers to YouTube in 2008 from his bedroom. A talent manager named Scooter Braun stumbled on the videos and signed him.

For the next 15 years, Braun controlled everything. Tours, branding, business deals, public image. The kid became the biggest pop star on the planet, sold 150 million records, racked up 32 billion Spotify streams, and had three Diamond-certified singles before turning 25.

Then in 2022, he got hit with Ramsay Hunt syndrome. Partial facial paralysis. Cancelled the world tour. Disappeared from public life entirely.

Here's where it gets interesting.

In January 2023, he sold his entire 290-song catalog to Hipgnosis for $200 million. Every song he'd ever released. "Baby." "Sorry." "Love Yourself." All of it. Gone. At 28 years old, he cashed out his past.

Then he dropped Scooter Braun. After 15 years. No manager. No agent. For the first time in his career, nobody was making decisions for him.

Fast forward to this weekend. Coachella calls. He picks up the phone himself. Rolling Stone confirmed he negotiated his own headlining deal directly with Goldenvoice. No agent commission. No manager cut. $10 million for two weekends, and he kept all of it.

Then he walked onto the biggest stage in music, sat down behind a MacBook, and pulled up YouTube.

He played "Baby" from 2010. He played his bedroom covers from 2008. He harmonized with his 13-year-old self in front of 100,000 people. Katy Perry joked about whether he had YouTube Premium.

Half the internet called it lazy. The other half called it genius.

They're both wrong. It was a receipt.

He sold his catalog for $200 million. He fired the man who discovered him. He negotiated his own deal. And then he went back to the exact platform where it all started and said: I built this from a laptop. I'm headlining Coachella from a laptop. And for the first time in my life, every dollar is mine.

The kid from YouTube just closed the loop.

[Tennessee Basketball @Vol_Hoops]

TENNESSEE TOUGH.

[Josh Haley @ChiefHaley10]

@ReclaimD1 Dumbest broad alive

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

American Hero Bryce Harper salutes and points to the flag on his sleeve as he rounds the bases

[Josh Haley @ChiefHaley10]

@cajacs Hope the groom sees this and calls it quits.. what a bunch of morons

[Josh Haley @ChiefHaley10]

@BussinWTB @ProFootballTalk Zero percent chance he’s a WR1 lol 1B maybe but definitely a true #2. This does not help us as much as people are making it seem

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) @FICMBondTrader]

Every 6mo, this post circulates the time line. Lets add some more context:

-Her dad, Michael Wolfe (jewish) is loaded
-attending private school her whole life ($1mm+ in education)
-she used dad's money + connections to throw ideas at the wall since college. Everything from clothing to apps
-She ~links up~ with Sean Rad's (we know we why) Tinder
-She wasn't pulling her weight at tinder she got fired, so sued them for S.H.
-Launching a female-only app called Merci, failed big time (also with dads money)
-Hops from founder dude (Rad) to founder dude (Andrey Andreev) who created MagicLab, later renamed Bumble
-she wasn't the founder of Bumble (on technicality of rename), and wasn't majority owner at any point in time. Blackstone owns more than she does.

TLDR:
-"SELF MADE" wildly inaccurate when you are made on home plate, and hop on other dudes apps to claim as your own.

AND she married into oil tycoon family

[Josh Haley @ChiefHaley10]

@IterIntellectus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

BREAKING: The #Titans have received a commitment from Brian Daboll to become their OC, per multiple sources. He’s in Nashville now to sign.

Daboll has a strong affinity for QB Cam Ward, and the two will now officially be paired together.

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

The Titans might be cooking 🔥

🔹 Robert Saleh
🔹 Brian Daboll
🔹 Cam Ward
🔹 Most cap space in football
🔹 4th pick in the NFL Draft

[Josh Haley @ChiefHaley10]

@eyojoel77 Add: you will also get posted on “are we dating the same person” pages for women to conform and group together to gossip instead of said person just taking the time to get to know the current version of you on their own and ask their own questions.
It’s great!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Breaking: The Titans are working to finalize a deal to hire 49ers defensive coordinator Robert Saleh as their head coach, sources told @AdamSchefter.

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