Luca Changretta

6’4”— unvaxxed potent sperm

[Luca Changretta @ChiefStonk]

What you mean we goin to hold this cross road? The tanks busted

[Luca Changretta @ChiefStonk]

@frankmikesmith long time listener first time caller here. It would be neat if you could add a way to see your friends answers when they share their score. I’ll hang up and listen

[Luca Changretta @ChiefStonk]

BOOOOOO

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

FINAL: White Sox 22, Royals 1

[Luca Changretta @ChiefStonk]

lol

[LinkedIn Lunatics @LinkedInLunat1c]

This is leadership look at me

[Luca Changretta @ChiefStonk]

This guy is tough

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

Tucker Kraft doesn't mess with soccer, Love Island, or 6-7.

Exactly what you'd want to hear from your TE.

[Luca Changretta @ChiefStonk]

This guy has no motion

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

Alcohol has no single benefit. Zero. Not one.

[Luca Changretta @ChiefStonk]

Toxic taco man

[Luca Changretta @ChiefStonk]

@heykayadams 1910 Montgomery dr

[Luca Changretta @ChiefStonk]

Only chick I know with three boy names

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Frankie Paul's "Bachelorette" targeted to run on ABC next month.

Details: https://t.co/1eb2kL1t60

[Luca Changretta @ChiefStonk]

@DearS_o_n JJO

[Luca Changretta @ChiefStonk]

I can’t name one

[Mike “The Vacuum” Baggarty @TheBigVacuum97]

Is there a single non-sexual activity that is more fun with a girl than with your friends?

[Luca Changretta @ChiefStonk]

Rock chalk Algeria

[Luca Changretta @ChiefStonk]

@colincowherd Hey Colin long time listener first time caller here. inviting you to join me for supper (or drinks and a bite) at Rossi’s this Thursday. Classic River North dive bar vibes- cold beers, solid food, no frills, perfect for talking ball. Don’t worry, I won’t bring up your ex wife.

[Luca Changretta @ChiefStonk]

Spurs court is a faggot

[Luca Changretta @ChiefStonk]

@AB84 Yup

[Luca Changretta @ChiefStonk]

@awshuqs This screams toxic taco man

[Luca Changretta @ChiefStonk]

If you’re apart of the perch gang you ain’t gotta touch that thing

[𝓥𝓪𝓶𝓹𝔂🦇 @Vampibellaa]

when guys pee do they hold it like a joint or a cigarette

[Luca Changretta @ChiefStonk]

Wish she did

[Klara @klara_sjo]

You think Melania was the first ever First Lady to not have a bush?

[Luca Changretta @ChiefStonk]

@TheCardConnect @840WHAS LOL

[Luca Changretta @ChiefStonk]

Ong I would cream that thing

[Jakobius @SamiusSt]

This morning I got a box of donuts like a responsible adult.
Opened it up and… what in the actual fresh hell is this thing? 😂🤨
(Please help, before I get this donut pregnant…)