Carmen C

hard body youngin

[Carmen C @ChiknCarm]

Kehlani: come pick up your clothes I have them folded

My toddler: fuck you

[Carmen C @ChiknCarm]

Had a dream last night I was doing a Keira Knightley impression and it was absolutely killing

[MoreForYouCleveland @MoreForYou_CLE]

“You aren’t really gonna say ‘we back’ after winning and going to 2-6…. Are you?”

[Carmen C @ChiknCarm]

@dom_carf He was not very happy when I told him I already have one

[Carmen C @ChiknCarm]

Had a dream last night that James Caan bought me a fleshlight for my birthday. And that’s the last time I eat veal parm before bed

[Carmen C @ChiknCarm]

@fox8news Did Lake Erie write this?

[Carmen C @ChiknCarm]

Honey I Swallowed My Zyn, starring Rick Moranis

[Carmen C @ChiknCarm]

@DougEFresh_m4l Congrats brother happy for you two!

[Carmen C @ChiknCarm]

…wipemedown

[Carmen C @ChiknCarm]

@brendino03 @CarfagnasMarket Call your boy if you wanna pick up at my house tonight

[Smug Smuggler @Echo7Solo]

@CoachWilson66

[Did The Browns Win? @DidClevelandWin]

No.

[Carmen C @ChiknCarm]

@didi_dodat Where in Italy?

[Carmen C @ChiknCarm]

@PicturesFoIder Go ahead and send the asteroid. Time for a restart

[Carmen C @ChiknCarm]

“Our son smells like piss and chili”
#daddysboy #mustbefootballseason

[Carmen C @ChiknCarm]

She’s a 7 but she squeezes her toothpaste from the center

[Carmen C @ChiknCarm]

She’s a 10 but she stops the microwave before it’s finished and leaves it

[Anthony Cua @AnthonyCua]

Best decision I’ve ever made. Thank you for everything!

[Carfagna's @CarfagnasMarket]

Weekend roundup! My favorite things around the market right now! ✅️ #ColumbusOH #614living #MemorialDayWeekend