Chris Lake

Dogfather to The Great Gatsby, who tells me what to tweet. Down by 'ere boy at heart, now resident in

[Chris Lake @Chil7th]

@Breaking911 But…..but, sooo hi tech it has the good ‘ole Rushton Winch slung under the wing!

[Chris Lake @Chil7th]

@moviesbydika So unrealistic! A machine gun with no recoil.

[Chris Lake @Chil7th]

@Gizmodo Here’s a tip - do……not…….blow…….it …….up……with…..explosives 🐋

[. @jdpoc]

Niche British Joke.

[Chris Lake @Chil7th]

Looking for my big red comedy theatrical hook - you know, the one used to get clowns off of the stage………

[Hush-Kit Aviation News, History & Satire @Hush_Kit]

It’s the annual Retweet the Edgley Optica for no reason event you’ve all been waiting for!! This year’s impossible aim is 4K retweets. Let’s go!

[Steve Chalke @SteveChalke]

In my view, the main reason we’re living in an age of ‘over diagnosis’ of mental health issues, is because we have an ‘under investment’ in community development and well-being.

[Mary Lawless @Marylaw59112593]

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[Dave † 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸🇮🇪🎸🎶 @daveguitarjones]

The shameful legacy of Bullseye continues to blight our streets........

[Julie Street 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Juliest101]

Sharon Graham does the Unite union no favours.

None.

[This machine kills wasps 🐝 @alisondrury]

The Jack Vettriano/Victoria Wood crossover I didn’t know I needed!

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘immiseration’: the act of making people progressively more miserable.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Whoever made the executive decision that all coleslaws, dips and the like should no longer have proper lids, only a peel back plastic film, deserves a firm kick in the bollocks.

[Prof. Carl Sagan @ProfCarlSagan]

Nothing disturbs me more than the glorification of stupidity.

[Chris Lake @Chil7th]

@Groovy_ness The gift that keeps on giving! My wife taught for 33 years, and it never fails to amaze me the number of former pupils shouting out to her, “Hello Miss, remember me?”. It always reminds me just how important teachers are in the lives of young people.

[Prog Rock Songs @progrocksongs]

Steve Hackett & Djabe - Firth Of Fifth

[Chris Lake @Chil7th]

@progrocksongs @HackettOfficial Awesome. Steve nails it once again; never gets old, always worthy of sharing. Thx.

[Justin Brierley @JusBrierley]

I’ve been hearing about bumper Easter attendance from many church leaders across multiple denominations.

Let me know if you saw anything similar in your church on Easter Sunday. 👇

My own church had its biggest Easter attendance on record - standing room only.
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[Chris Lake @Chil7th]

@bertie_lakeland Happy Easter to you and your family Bertie!