André Bonito

Just a portuguese nerd 🇵🇹🖱🎮 Science Teacher 🌍🥼👨‍🏫

[Josephine @josefienddd]

Everything is painfully achingly beautiful what do u mean the sidewalks are limestone & basalt mosaics ?????? I never want to see concrete again.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

After my funeral I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone:
"thanks for coming"

[The Adventurous Soul @TAdventurousoul]

I am still laughing! 😂

[rhys 🍉 @cloudyrisotto]

os anuncios da gaviscon dão me sempre fomo de não ter refluxo gastrico. eu tambem quero bombeiros no meu sistema digestivo

[Khanya Thembane @noksy_k]

you don’t compete with someone who’s smarter than you, you learn from them. Humility asks questions, wisdom listens, and love celebrates another person’s gifts instead of envying them. Your calling isn’t to know everything; it’s to grow faithfully with what God has entrusted to you.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Please be picky, everything you want exists.

[Shimi ✨ - Thoma and Illuga Truther @ShimetsuOni]

I was bored (again) and I decided to make this lol

[Pokémon Daily Post💫 @PokeDailyPost]

This fucking killed me 💀

[Iaco @iacopixels]

🤔

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[🌦️ @wiegephainanan]

chrysos heirs and their pajamas

[zdr @zdr_0x]

@greg16676935420 greg, that's Germany's flag. This one is Belgium's.

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

Accidentally replied "sounds good" to my boss's email about his father passing away. Didn't read it fully. Just saw his name and auto-responded. Realized my mistake IMMEDIATELY. Spiraled into panic. Sent a follow-up email so apologetic and over-the-top that it was somehow worse. He responded "it's fine, I understand." Couldn't let it go. Sent flowers to his house. He thanked me in person, said it was too much. I nodded and ran away. Avoided him for two days. Then yesterday he pulled me into his office. I thought I was getting fired. He gave me a promotion. Said my "incredibly thoughtful response during his difficult time" showed "real character." I'm the worst person alive and I'm getting a raise.

[JAMES WEBB @jameswebb_nasa]

Se não tem solução, então não é um problema.