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@QuiltedSox @matthewcrory @alexspeier Really? I thought it was interesting and valuable subtext

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@MattGross87 This seems literally impossible. A special brand of ineptitude, our Sox have.

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@tylermilliken_ @BNightengale “Trade him, morons! The Sox are dead in the water and could get a Mason Miller haul”

“Idiots, don’t you dare trade him! If you do then you don’t care about us suffering fans”

-same person, probably

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@JakedChinatown Dissent actually the most patriotic American thing I can think of

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@Ryblades27 Fake ass fans everywhere I’m afraid

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@Mahcus_Smaht They don’t just let any old Wilbury travel, you know what I’m saying

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@SmittyOnMLB Weissert is roughly -5 WAR and it’s all due to the Red Sox’ inability to stop bringing him in mid-inning

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@BOSSportsGordo Hear hear

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@BeyondtheMnstr @DanBFox1287

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@JustBB_Media Both on my fantasy team

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@DanBFox1287 I don’t disagree with the supporting evidence but not sure I agree with your main take here. Perales was traded 1 for 1 for Bennett, and it’s unlikely he’d be ranked 5th and not at all possible he’d be in line for a cup of coffee, which Bennett already successfully accomplished.

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@dieworkwear I think what you mean to say is some of us do NOT look like this

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@BaseballAmerica Like so many things re: Red Sox in 2026, this makes me sad

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@bradfo And if a frog had wings

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@PatBrown954 Gut punch

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@ggeiss_mlb I gotta say it’s getting harder to defend their thought processes on these decisions and easier to empathize with the haters. If you aren’t going to actively fix some of these very obvious problems then least get out of your own way please

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@tylermilliken_ I would love to know the reason for this. Gotta be mental right? Send someone else out for the first inning and he looked better than ever in bulk relief. Let him start and he’s back to being diet Diasuke

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@TJStats This is such a bummer because if Duran and Story were just below average instead of unplayably bad, then Durbin could have gotten a normal sophomore slump/slow start leash instead of this run him out of town introduction

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@BOSSportsGordo God, I really wanted to like this trade. His defense and overall hustle are so great. Doesn’t seem possible that we got Sale/Grissom’d again, but here we are

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@Buster_ESPN Why is it tougher to add offense?