Billionaire Chimp

Chimp of wealth and taste and snark

[Billionaire Chimp @ChimpWithMoney]

@jtLOL baleeted

[Billionaire Chimp @ChimpWithMoney]

@JackBauerAD might be into asian dudes though

[Billionaire Chimp @ChimpWithMoney]

Apple hasn't been nearly as good post-Steve Jobs

Sort of feel same about fate of NVIDIA

[Billionaire Chimp @ChimpWithMoney]

"We are heading to a future of more genocides..."
Me: "Okay, but even if one thinks there are genocides, doesn't that help the cause? Fewer people = less environmental destruction"

These people just want to bitch about things for money. https://t.co/zX7V4PuNMy

[Billionaire Chimp @ChimpWithMoney]

@redsteeze Huang's a half a step away from offering to donate to fight the NRA

[Billionaire Chimp @ChimpWithMoney]

@DesiFlurane The Bessent one isn’t. That’s Iran. This one is probably domestic but lesser

[Billionaire Chimp @ChimpWithMoney]

Again Trump stopped Netanyahu from finishing the job out of fear of carnage or vanity

The people crying about Israel should look at tariffs and not doing something about Bidenflation

[Byron York @ByronYork]

There are reports Trump yelled at Netanyahu during a weekend phone call about the Iran war. The story has been dismissed and downplayed, but there's no doubt that, especially after the GOP's enormous midterm losses, there are some bad feelings in the administration about Netanyahu's effort to persuade the U.S. to go to war. https://t.co/x9w2iu01XD

[Billionaire Chimp @ChimpWithMoney]

@KenGardner11 “We’d like to chat about something only one of us wants”

[Billionaire Chimp @ChimpWithMoney]

@KnowMySongWell @MikeS182539 @shipwreckedcrew This

[Billionaire Chimp @ChimpWithMoney]

Not mentioned: covering for Cesar Chavez being a rapey pedo

[Eunisses Hernandez @EunissesH]

Dolores Huerta was incredibly influential on my life. She was tough as nails. A phenomenally brave woman who set the tempo for how to fight for our communities. My heart is shattered. I’m sending so much love to her family. May she be resting in the warm embrace of our ancestors.

[Jamie LeFrak @Jamie_LeFrak]

@JKetcham91

The State of New York has now factually zeroed out the value of a collection of previously valuable Rent Stabilized buildings. The auction produced no bids on 14 out of 15 properties. John, does this mean the Penn Central test has been met? Is the law now a facial uncompensated act of eminent domain?

https://t.co/UO5pZ5K1Oc

[David M. McIntosh @DavidMMcintosh]

Newsom sells wine for $7,000?? To who? https://t.co/QVoWnp7tor

[Billionaire Chimp @ChimpWithMoney]

@Nessakins_ I had to lift light so my surgery can heal

But I did a lot more of them

With your permission

[Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_]

BREAKING: DHS confirms to @FoxNews that the reason this 2x previously deported illegal alien was released into the country after his third illegal crossing in 2019 is because he claimed to be transgender and claimed fear of being killed in his home country on his asylum application, which was approved in early 2020. DHS has provided that section from his application 👇🏻

DHS alleges that this was a blatant case of asylum fraud and the “gaming of a weak asylum system.”

This detail first scooped by @JennieSTaer.

[Billionaire Chimp @ChimpWithMoney]

@DividedNation28 Yes but that's a Republican, we're asking Democrats, a party that has always had racism in it.

[Billionaire Chimp @ChimpWithMoney]

@redsteeze The Irish are thin skinned pussies

[Billionaire Chimp @ChimpWithMoney]

Democrats don't show up for vote, Google headline:

[Billionaire Chimp @ChimpWithMoney]

@jtLOL The captured line made me think people would leave in droves

[Billionaire Chimp @ChimpWithMoney]

Congrats to new leadership

[Popstonox @Popstonox]

Ayanna Pressley hints at a run for Speaker of the House against Hakeem Jeffries

"The people made it clear that they don’t want a Democratic Party that just asserts that they are the adults in the room. They want us to prove that we are the fighters."

[jimtreacher.substack.com @jtLOL]

Those mass graves aren't full of millionaires, dummy.