Bubbles

[Dylan Byers @DylanByers]

Nevada’s secretary of state, seeing high number of rejected ballots in Clark and Washoe, says one of the biggest issues is that the signatures of younger voters don’t always match what’s on their driver’s licenses:

“It’s mostly the fact that young people don’t have signatures these days. And when they did register to vote through the automatic voter registration process, they signed a digital pad at D.M.V., and that became their license signature.”

https://t.co/3JWllKejpN

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Watching Uncut Gems to relax

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

2024 your
election pants
🤝
me wondering
how it's this tight

[Gideon Rachman @gideonrachman]

A usually reliable source tells me that the North Korean soldiers who have deployed to Russia have never had unfettered access to the internet before. As a result, they are gorging on pornography.

[Bank Sinatra @TrophyKingston]

@RonFilipkowski The check didn't clear in time for the real Melania to make an appearance, so they had to bring the doppelganger off the bench

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

In 1972, Ed Muskie was forced out of the presidential race because his voice cracked during an impassioned defense of his wife. To lose discipline like that was considered “unpresidential”.

Anywho, here’s Donald Trump fellating a microphone:

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

This explains a lot for The Simpsons.

[Bubbles @Chimpnado]

@Ted_Scheinman @ITYSL “jeans ironed, slippin up” grabs me by the heart every time 😢

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Oh

[June @junebotprolly]

I never cared about automation at the ports or what the longshoremen are paid until yesterday.
Didn’t need to know, didn’t care.
Today?
I hope they are all replaced by a single guy named Roberto that operates all of the cranes on the east coast from an office building in Denver

[psychotronica @psychotronica_]

Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century
1977 / Italy / Gianfranco Parolini

🔥sound up for bonus Yeti theme🔥

[O.W. Root @owroot]

Go to Springfield, order the cat, the whole thing, medium rare, grab a beer or two, make it three, curly fries and coleslaw, grab a chair out back, ask for the barbecue sauce, tell them you know barbecue.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

illegal transgender alien

[psychotronica @psychotronica_]

🚨DOGVILLE DRAMA ALERT🚨

turns out the most impressive trick these dogs know is tugging on your heartstrings

💕sound on💕