China Cat

Mediocre@best. Sophisticated, ratchet hoe.

[China Cat @ChinaCatCrystal]

*at dinner table with family* *drops fork*
WHAT IF the inspiration for Louise Belcher was bunny boy from Gummo
Everyone starts puke-crying

[China Cat @ChinaCatCrystal]

My OnlyFans but it’d just be me eating an entire rotisserie chicken in one sitting and then slamming a redbull if anyone is interested

[China Cat @ChinaCatCrystal]

@42_Dugg Lemme see

[42Dugg @42_Dugg]

The only way to show somebody you serious is to literally SHOW THEM

[China Cat @ChinaCatCrystal]

It’s spraaang break betch

[China Cat @ChinaCatCrystal]

I have returned

[China Cat @ChinaCatCrystal]

AND NOW-

For my next trick I shall perform what is called the “180 degree flip”

*applause*

[China Cat @ChinaCatCrystal]

When in doubt. . .
Just have some damn class.

[China Cat @ChinaCatCrystal]

@ethelfiles She was in love with John anyways, not Jack.

[China Cat @ChinaCatCrystal]

@42_Dugg

[China Cat @ChinaCatCrystal]

I “Gave that shit to God” then seen it sittin on the shelf at Goodwill 2 weeks later

[China Cat @ChinaCatCrystal]

@42_Dugg miss u doggybone

[China Cat @ChinaCatCrystal]

@BigSleezzzz Mula really made it out tho

[China Cat @ChinaCatCrystal]

@ImCharlieNines @BigSleezzzz Soap and water better than bleach bro

[China Cat @ChinaCatCrystal]

@BigSleezzzz Same

[China Cat @ChinaCatCrystal]

Should probably start using filters on my photos so people will quit recognizing me when I’m out in public

[Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard]

Idk who needs to hear this but Dr Dre isn't a very good doctor if all his beats are sick

[China Cat @ChinaCatCrystal]

@MaskedGorilla https://t.co/1OnMZsXmpE