𝙅𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙎𝙖𝙢𝙪𝙧𝙖𝙞 👾

🕹master of the bluff/innuendo/diplomacy➕ Corey Haim enthusiast➕harnesser of the glow⚡️🎮video games👾food🥘wine🍷BEER🍺fire🔥ghosts 👻doom🧨➕crochet hooks🧶

[Luke 🇺🇸 @lateforapex]

Falcons look like they're about to invade Poland

[Billy @Billy2stone]

Me over the DUI checkpoint.

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Listing cast members of I Am Legend

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster

[The Account Formerly Known As @Doc_Texas]

“Dad, what was R. Kelly like in the 90’s?”

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

Cuando un AirPods se queda sin batería pero el otro sigue totalmente cargado.

[bruss @Bruss35]

My wife after I’ve sang my 7th Oasis song at karaoke

[CantaLoupe @CantALoupe_FF]

Patrick Mahomes: *takes a drink of Gatorade without spilling it*

Cris Collinsworth:

[Paully B @boringbuildr]

Me at the red light while the homeless guy stares in my window

[Funny Degenerate @realfunnydegen]

Actual footage of me on 100mg of edibles when I’m out in public

[Jazz Memes @JazzMemes]

“The WIFI password is on the back of the router”

The back of the router:

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

When you finish downloading GTA VI and you hear someone in Asia just ate a bat again

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Peter Cullen has sadly passed away at the age of 85.

He is the iconic voice of many characters, including Optimus Prime.

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

Me trying to get off the toilet after spending 45 minutes looking at memes

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Jar Jar Binks calling someone a bitch

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I bet this goes so hard if you’re fucking stupid

[Django Gold @django]

watching Indiana Jones for the first time, do archaeologists typically kill this many people?

[Slim @Slimothy94]

I've eaten day 3 coochie

[Leland @ItsLeland]

In honor of Bobby Cox, here’s almost 20 minutes of him getting ejected.

Legend.