Dave 大卫

'it's almost like all he wants to do is watch sport and moan.' - an observant individual.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.

Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it.

Leave him to me.

[Dave 大卫 @ChinaDave87]

@KeithPenelope3 @SkyCricket

[Dave 大卫 @ChinaDave87]

Amidst all the valid Pant Sub questions, one that springs to mind is the fairness of bringing in a gun keeper to cover his fielding duties and Pant still being able to bat. Surely in current spirit of cricket, WK should be covered by a starting XI player? #bbccricket

[Dave 大卫 @ChinaDave87]

@KeithPenelope3 Nobody would blame you in these circumstances. #starmersbritain

[Dave 大卫 @ChinaDave87]

@KeithPenelope3 It's the summer holidays! A few weeks of relief before the toil of educational labour calls again! Are you well?

[Dave 大卫 @ChinaDave87]

3 days worth of drought in beleaguered hosepipe-banned Yorkshire 🤣

Almost as though the real problem is the 260million litres lost every day through leaks in the system @YorkshireWater

[Dave 大卫 @ChinaDave87]

Over £500m has been paid out in dividends since 2018... Since privatisation in 1989 it's over £7billion. The company is now in over £6billion of debt, and 87% of rivers in the region don't meet basic environmental standards.

🤡🤡🤡

[Yorkshire Water 💧 @YorkshireWater]

@ChinaDave87 respond to leakage events faster than ever before.

As part of our largest-ever investment Programme, we’re committing £406 million to replace over 1,000km of water mains—cutting down bursts and building a more resilient network.

We’re proud of our progress, and we’re 2/3

[Dave 大卫 @ChinaDave87]

I can't be the only England fan who assumed we'd get nothing from Pope or Crawley before play even started. Not a great sign for them really. ##bbccricket

[Dave 大卫 @ChinaDave87]

To help with run rates, compensate fans for each over lost taken out of both teams collective match fees... ##bbccricket

[Dave 大卫 @ChinaDave87]

England seem to be the only country in world cricket who don't try and use home advantage. Our bowlers suit a pitch which has a bit of pace and carry with the chance of swing, but all they get are low dead wickets. #bbccricket

[Dave 大卫 @ChinaDave87]

@KeithPenelope3 @bbctms A good face though! Hahaha! I don't mind Goughie tbqhwy.

[Dave 大卫 @ChinaDave87]

Presumably every premier league club next week is going to put someone on the keeper waving their arms about, then ducking just as the ball enters the six yard box? Absolute City-based madness from VAR yet again. #BBCFootball

[Dave 大卫 @ChinaDave87]

@philp83

[Dave 大卫 @ChinaDave87]

@philp83 A German thief.

[Dave 大卫 @ChinaDave87]

@philp83 @carole033 Great use of Grow Up! No coming back from that!

[Dave 大卫 @ChinaDave87]

@KeithPenelope3 She could at least bring a bit of joy to proceedings.

[Dave 大卫 @ChinaDave87]

Get this girl giving the team talks. #england

[Dave 大卫 @ChinaDave87]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. We got the rub of the green weather-wise in 2019, so makes sense it'll catch up with you. Mott has to be replaced after ODI WC and Oz game here, would prefer an English coach if possible but not essential. #bbccricket