Dave Boardman

Very big human male.

[Dave Boardman @ChineseDave72]

@GentCyclist @NorthRoadCycles You don't appear to have your hand up..

[Dave Boardman @ChineseDave72]

@GentCyclist Every day is a shorts day.

[Dave Boardman @ChineseDave72]

@_FartyOwl Good day to you.

[Darren Jones MP @darrenpjones]

The answers we heard on @CommonsBEIS from Royal Mail leaders today completely failed to stack up against the thousands of testimonies we’ve received from postal workers across the country. I’ll be announcing what further action we’ll be taking on this issue shortly.

[Dave Boardman @ChineseDave72]

@teathreesugar @SoVeryBritish Not identical x

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Jennifer Lopez reveals she’s already been for two poos today.

“If I continue at this rate, we’re looking at 700+ poos by the end of 2023,” she told BBC Radio Cornwall

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

One of our favourite family traditions at Christmas is making biscuits full of laxatives to give to the homeless shelter.

[Dave Boardman @ChineseDave72]

@_FartyOwl

[Dave Boardman @ChineseDave72]

Tree... done.

[Dave Boardman @ChineseDave72]

@GentCyclist Isn't it just.

[Dave Boardman @ChineseDave72]

@_FartyOwl

[Robert Lindsay @RobertLindsay]

One of the greatest if not the greatest moments in British history was the inspiration to create the #NHS a service for all no matter what our background and it’s served us well.
It’s crying for help and it’s workers need help.
#SaveOurNHS

[RAF_Luton @RAF_Luton]

BREAKING: Super Army Soldiers using Challenger tanks will cover for striking #NHS paramedics during the #NHSStrikes

Road users are asked to lookout for/move out of the way for fast moving tanks with a soldier shouting "Neh Nah" - it could help save a life!

📸 from a Canberra

[Withnailizer @Withnailizer]

Policeman 1: "Bit early in the morning for festivities isn't it, sir?"

[Krishnan Guru-Murthy @krishgm]

And of course

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

Officers from our Roads And Transport Squad were conducting speed checks on Swan Lane, Sandford

One driver was clocked at 63mph in a 30mph zone

They provided some treats for the team, so recorded speed reduced to 29mph & a warning given

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

I Wasn’t wrong #January6thHearing #January6thCommitteeHearings

[RAF_Luton @RAF_Luton]

Fact of the Day: Concorde could fly from London to Hull in just 8.008135mins, tickets cost just £800.85 making it £71.75 cheaper than going by train. Unfortunately nobody wanted to go to Hull & the service was stopped in 1926

Photographed from a Canberra #AvGeek #aviationlovers

[Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD]

"It is a Cuban fertility symbol, I hope it brings you as much luck as it brought me."

[Dave Boardman @ChineseDave72]

@_FartyOwl Always.