Chino LaForge

Stand up comedian from Maui currently living in LA

[Chino LaForge @Chinofunnyguy]

I want there to be stricter rules on guns, but I also want to protect myself from the Clinton's #underobservation

[Chino LaForge @Chinofunnyguy]

@PlatinumPerry looks like @ArtieLange

[Brendan Schaub @BrendanSchaub]

♥️ This man spent all his money to go to a tryout he wasn’t invited to. He was sleeping outside, charging his phone at a laundromat. After proving himself to a Browns exec, he got invited to training camp. Then he earned a contract and suited up for this game. Via @thecheckdown

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

If you want to understand what an absolutely *enormous* scandal Epstein's death is, understand this: in the whole American criminal justice system, no inmate was more in danger of suicide or homicide than Epstein. And *everyone* in law enforcement knew it. And now Epstein's dead.

[Willie Simon @williesimon_]

my buddy is getting married to a girl with the same name as his sister. that’s gross. anyway meet my girlfriend, her name is mom

[Chino LaForge @Chinofunnyguy]

Some of you have never worked in restaurants before the #metoo movement, and it shows. #fullhandsinfullhandsout

[Max Holloway @BlessedMMA]

We did it. Thank you all for the love and support. 🚂 ⚡️🤙🏻

[Chino LaForge @Chinofunnyguy]

You smell nice... #stoner code for you smell like weed, dude.

[Chino LaForge @Chinofunnyguy]

I'm surprised that #pornstars haven't started teaching #blowjob #masterclasses yet

[Chino LaForge @Chinofunnyguy]

If you're having a rough morning, just remember that @Benaskren is somewhere thinking he has a fight today.

[Chino LaForge @Chinofunnyguy]

@netflix #GiveGregaDamnSpecial @thegregwilson

[Thunderbar Comedy! @thunderbarcom]

#THUNDERFEST is back! RT this post & apply by June 6 via https://t.co/8imh69fd5M for your chance to be featured on this year's festival!

[Chino LaForge @Chinofunnyguy]

@mauigirl30 I disagree :-)

[Chino LaForge @Chinofunnyguy]

All of these comedians telling suicide jokes like 60% of them aren't going to do it 10 years from now. #smh #irony #funny?

[Chino LaForge @Chinofunnyguy]

Here's a 15 second joke for you #comedy #funny #jokes #hashtag

[Chino LaForge @Chinofunnyguy]

If I post a meme that spoils the end of "The Fate of the Furious" and you get upset... I'm assuming that we aren't really friends.

[Chino LaForge @Chinofunnyguy]

Showering in well water smells like someone else farted in your shower. #hotshower #sulfer #shitshowershave #whofarted

[Chino LaForge @Chinofunnyguy]

Maury- "the test results are in... You are the father"
#MOAB

[Chino LaForge @Chinofunnyguy]

Tell me this isn't my nephew. I dare you. #strongbloodline #familia #sexyface https://t.co/K1349xsmzU

[Chino LaForge @Chinofunnyguy]

I already can't wait to leave