@jennyzigrino is a freaking star! Don’t stare too long or you’ll go blind! But you should definitely follow her and peek every once in a while because she sups chill.
-Intern Bryce
@ThatEricAlper Got to see @roryscovel perform live and spend 10 minutes talking about how a cardboard cutout of an eagle could potentially be a real eagle.
My life > Yours
When that movie critic said the first five minutes of THE IRISHMAN contained “more humanity” than all of the Marvel movies combined, was he talking about when De Niro explains all highways he’s going to take to get to the wedding? If so, that guy should meet my Uncle Jimmy!
Okay my manager is making me publicly apologize for our last tweet. The marketing team says I “have” to disclose the location of the show tomorrow for “legal reasons”, whatever that means.
#corporate
We have a show tomorrow with @DelgadoComedy @gabbyAlamby @ComicTreStewart and @ZoltanCOMEDY headlining. But I’m not telling you where it is.
#marketing#guru