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For the first time ever, Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood has officially launched a YouTube channel.
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Me: Why do you own 43 penguins?
Friend: I don't own 43 penguins.
Me: Then explain the penguins.
Friend: That's a long story.
Me: I have time.
Friend: Ten years ago my nephew won a penguin keychain from a claw machine.
Me: Okay.
Friend: He gave it to me.
Me: Cute.
Friend: I said, I'll treasure it forever.
Me: Reasonable.
Friend: Apparently he took that very seriously.
Me: NO.
Friend: Next birthday, Penguin socks.
Christmas, Penguin mug.
Following year, Penguin calendar.
Me: HAHAHAHA.
Friend: Every gift became penguin-related.
Me: How many penguins are we talking?
Friend: Forty-three visible, More in storage.
Me: NO.
Friend: The worst part?
Me: There's a worse part?
Friend: Last year he got accepted into university.
Me: Congratulations.
Friend: His farewell speech to the family included, Thank you to my uncle for teaching me that it's okay to be passionate about penguins.
Me: HAHAHAHA.
Friend: I have never once expressed an opinion about penguins.
Me: What are you going to do?
Friend: Apparently become a penguin expert.
Uncle Iroh voice actor Greg Baldwin criticizes Paramount over the state of the 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' franchise
“Paramount doesn’t care about ATLA ... The new regime at Paramount is straight up evil"
"I can speak freely because I’m 65 years old and my pocketful of fucks is seriously depleted"
"Working as a paralegal at various studios in LA for thirty years…I had the opportunity to observe studio executives closely. They’re generally a slippery and clueless bunch who shouldn’t be allowed near anything remotely creative…but the new regime at Paramount is straight up evil"
"These soulless bastards have nothing but contempt for a show about grace and redemption and the struggle against fascism"
"ATLA is a mystery to them."
"They. Do. Not. Value. The. Franchise."
"Who should lose their jobs to AI? Answer… Studio Executives. Ironically…those cockroaches will be the last to go"
"In conclusion… Fuck you, Paramount"
(via @GregBaldwinIroh)
Matthew McConaughey shares the best breakup advice his mom ever gave him
“I remember breakups, heartbroken. She'd let us mourn. She was a great ear, very sensitive ear to pains like that, broken hearts”
“But only for a day. After a day, she'd crank up the AC/DC man and go like, ‘Now, get up. You're worth it. Her loss. Come on. Get out of bed’”
“Quit moping. Lift your head up. Come on buddy. We got this. Her loss”
“She’d give you the day. No more than that”
She just wanted to prank her friend and got roasted in the process.
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This was such an intense challenge at Norseforged Gathering and I want to thank Shawn Thomas and Tank Tolman for supporting the armory and allowing for such a cool challenge at this event