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Zoloft? isn’t that the name of the snowman in Frozen? | he/him

[chip @ChipFankhauser]

Doctor said I need to start taking gummy vitamins. He said my gummy levels are wayyyy too low

[Brunch Davidians @the_halfdane]

taking obvious bait and being very biased against Magic being in the OK tier here, but what's really driving me insane is the regular 52 card deck being in OK, as if it isn't one of the most revolutionary and versatile developments of play in human history

[leni @babubarfs]

I wanted to see if anyone has tweeted this but apparently I've already talked about the subject

[Solzhenixon @sardonic_greek]

I think actually you should start asking what your country can do for you

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

The Atlanta metro area is 60% more sprawling than Tokyo’s but has 35 million fewer people. Our country's metro areas are not full, it's just car dependency that's inefficient and hinders economic growth.

[chip @ChipFankhauser]

The default Legally Blonde to me is the musical.

[Bulbapedia @Bulbapedia]

We’ve been crunching the data in Pokécology, and it seems that some VERY important numbers don’t quite add up.

According to the book, ‘for every 2 rotations a large Electrode makes, a small Spheal must make about 5’.

However,

[chip @ChipFankhauser]

It’s beautiful how much toothpaste is left in a seemingly empty toothpaste tube

[chip @ChipFankhauser]

Was this the best sentence they could write

[ESPN @espn]

After never making the Wimbledon quarterfinals until this year, Coco Gauff defeats fellow American Jessica Pegula to complete the set of Major semifinals 🙌

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

I do all my grocery shopping at chuck e cheese and and nerd ropes have gone up 300 tickets this year alone

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

YOU GUYS ARE COPS!!!!! The surveillance state has become too much. You all monitor and record everyone too much! Stop being a fucking cop! ACAB for your ass too!

[emily @north0fnorth]

i’m convinced car dependency and suburban sprawl promoting anti-social attitudes like “being in a public place with strangers is scary and bad” majorly contributes to why so many people are extremely regressive, tribalist, and paranoid these days

[rachel @rachelmillman]

Scooter in the motion capture suit Oh My God

[jake @wormpuller]

I got frogs in atlanta

[chip @ChipFankhauser]

This is the Atlanta TikTok. Shes so funny

[dom @Hitmondom]

Just remembered this queen and now I want oysters

[chip @ChipFankhauser]

@sorryim_LEIGHT Ok technically he’s a king prawn if u have space in ur heart for him

[chip @ChipFankhauser]

Q: do they have Waymo’s in Oklahoma?
Oklahoman: We have windmills

[shelby✰ @giarrcia]

oh my GOD :’)

[lauryn @laurynsage]

atlanta hosts way too many things & has way too many sports teams to not have a nice working transit system ngl