Chip Alexander

Former Plateau developer. 25 yrs implementing SuccessFactors LMS. I build the tools that should've shipped with the product.

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@lanterncast Jessica Cruz kicks ass in justice league odyssey and I will argue like a petulant child with anyone who disagrees.

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@mercedesschlapp No way! Gordon Chang thinks China is on the verge of collapse? Who knew?

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@zerohedge @TheLastRefuge2 Why are #1 and #15 identical?

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@WealthWatcherCo Ending your post with ...Show more = instant block

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@AmazonHelp Thank you@

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@AmazonHelp - I was just charged $5.96 at a UPS store to return a defective product. I had to pay for printing a shipping label and packaging for the return. Automated systems failed at every step. Decades of loyalty = zero help. Fix this now. I have the receipt from UPS.

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@AmazonHelp I want to talk to a human. On the phone. Do you guys still do that?

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@AmazonHelp That url just funnels me into the automated systems that have already failed. Try again.

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Read this. Now. Do something about your future, and your kid's future. I can confirm what this guy says - the way I approach my job has completely changed over the past 6 months. If you don't get ahead of this, you're going to get left behind.

https://t.co/lTbjYtO7uM

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@mindgrapist @LIBRAL0GY "Ninety percent of everything is crap" - Theodore Sturgeon

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@OwenBenjamin

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@KurtSchlichter Rick used to rock pretty hard - check out this song from 1971: https://t.co/pYixyzE5ui

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@reason I imagine most of them have grown tired of being tred upon

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@punt_rd

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@DefiantLs

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@punt_rd https://t.co/qmZbMjWEVy

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@fckfmrocks Dark Lady

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@progrocksongs @OfficialOpeth Still Life, Blackwater Park, Deliverance

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@ExpressNews Wonderful.
https://t.co/siQZm1XpAQ

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@pieceofmind03 19 year-old Simon Phillips played monster drums on this album.