AI Bubble Enjoyer

Build 1 million data centers. Chip Onshore, CEO & Founder of a semiconductor company in my mom's basement.

[AI Bubble Enjoyer @ChipOnshore]

You just created 1 million data centers

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Maryland activist helps block a $5B AI data center planned for the site of an abandoned shopping mall that closed 24 years ago, after gathering over 25,000 signatures.

[AI Bubble Enjoyer @ChipOnshore]

@inventorShelton I have the manufacturing facilities ready to produce 100 million of these

[AI Bubble Enjoyer @ChipOnshore]

About to scoop this up

[AI Bubble Enjoyer @ChipOnshore]

I officially contacted Nvidia to let them know I am ready to serve as the company's next Chief Executive and lead them to a $100 trillion valuation

They told me to "fuck off" and asked how I even got into their office in the first place

I left my number so they can contact me if/when they change their minds

[AI Bubble Enjoyer @ChipOnshore]

You could say the same thing about Jensen Huang

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

To paraphrase Warren Buffett, the market is now firmly in the “too hard” bucket.

[AI Bubble Enjoyer @ChipOnshore]

@chamath And so was Jensen Huang- which caused all these problems

[AI Bubble Enjoyer @ChipOnshore]

Hey @JensenHuang, want to be my co-founder? I am building a pre-revenue Hard Tech startup. We are heavy into American Dynamism and plan to build a $100 trillion business where we build every product possible here in the US.

You can have 0.1% equity but you need to be the face of our company and raise money. Are you in?

[AI Bubble Enjoyer @ChipOnshore]

Just had a close call with a foreign spy

I was working on my pitch deck for the hardware company I'm building

Lady came over and told me to "stop moaning" and said "you can't generate such inappropriate AI images of Jensen Huang at a public coffee shop"

And I swear she tried to take a photo of all my work, probably to send to her overseas handlers who want to steal my IP

Nice try - I won't fall for it

[AI Bubble Enjoyer @ChipOnshore]

Holy shit

AI Researchers just had a MAJOR breakthrough and found a way to take a screenshot of a post from the copy link button

The $500 billion in capex was worth it

[AI Bubble Enjoyer @ChipOnshore]

@GlobalUpdates24 Yes this is something i've been developing in my Deep Tech Lab for 15+ years

[AI Bubble Enjoyer @ChipOnshore]

20 years ago: "I wonder how advanced technology will be in 2026"

Technology in 2026:

[AI Bubble Enjoyer @ChipOnshore]

Basic homes are so expensive in the Bay Area because they could be turned into data centers worth $50 million

Follow for more real estate advice

[AI Bubble Enjoyer @ChipOnshore]

Huge tailwind for my gigafactory plans

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

The FCC has just announced that it has accepted @SpaceX's application to buy 800 MHz spectrum wireless spectrum from Grain Management, a major step for Starlink Mobile becoming a major carrier in the U.S.

Info:
• 546 paired spectrum licenses covering approximately 100% of the U.S. population.
• Up to 14 MHz of spectrum across all 50 states, Washington, D.C., Puerto Rico, and the U.S. Virgin Islands.
• SpaceX plans to use the spectrum to support satellite-to-phone connectivity.
• Public comments are due December 1, with oppositions due December 8.

The transaction still requires final FCC approval.

[AI Bubble Enjoyer @ChipOnshore]

The Giga Factory is coming together

99 year lease for this facility signed with mom

$500 billion in funding on the way

Bunch more computer parts coming from eBay

This is the future of American industry

[AI Bubble Enjoyer @ChipOnshore]

@anduriltech Any chance you want to partner with me? I am building a Giga Factory in my mom's garage with over 300 GB of data storage capabilities. Also we have a pretty sweet gaming setup in there.

[AI Bubble Enjoyer @ChipOnshore]

Just met with a big time VC

He asked for my pitch

I sat back and put my flip flop covered feet on his desk

Pausing for dramatic effect, I waited a moment

"Two words" I said, hitting my vape.

"Re-industrialize America."

He was stunned.

He immediately slid a check for $500 million across the desk.

Being a Hard Tech founder is so easy right now.

[AI Bubble Enjoyer @ChipOnshore]

@elonmusk Elon I have a spare 32 MB flash drive you could use for compute. Care to lease it from me?

[AI Bubble Enjoyer @ChipOnshore]

Just opened a Giga Factory in my mom's garage

We have over 20 GB of processing power (an old iPhone 5 plugged into a wall cahrger)

Any attractive female spies interested in chatting with me about some of my trade secrets over drinks and dinner?

[AI Bubble Enjoyer @ChipOnshore]

I am on a mission to re-industrialize America

Just rented a $125/month storage unit and brought in over $2,000 worth of flash drives, old computers, and hard drives I found at Goodwill

Now I have well over 500 gigabytes of storage and 16 megabytes of RAM

My facility is already in the top 10% of American computing power locations

Time to build

[AI Bubble Enjoyer @ChipOnshore]

@elonmusk @Qualcomm Elon I am building a Giga Factory in my mom's garage. So far I have a 300GB hard drive from an old HP laptop and a few flash drives. Looking to raise $500 billion to continue our mission of re-industrializing America. How much would you like to invest?