Chipotle Analyst

I cover Chipotle $CMG on the equity research desk at @GifmemeStacks. #BTFGuac. Tweets =/= investment advice. Likes =/= endorsement. D.Y.O.R.

[Chipotle Analyst @ChipotleAnalyst]

"Here's something they didn't teach you at Stanford, Ben. Whenever you can, put a company in your mouth." - Bobby Axelrod

[Caitlin Cook @DeadCaitBounce]

3. Buy it. Give it a whirl for yourself. For no other reason than market research.

[Chipotle Analyst @ChipotleAnalyst]

Bullish for Chipotle 📈 $CMG

[Greg Baroth @gbaroth]

When I got my slop bowl today there was a guy who got triple chicken!

dude, just buy a rotisserie chicken at that point

[Chipotle Analyst @ChipotleAnalyst]

Bro’s the type of guy who goes to Chipotle, actually gets a portion with extra protein from a generous employee, and still complains before walking out without paying for the meal.

[litquidity @litcapital]

Bro turned down $1 million and blew up his career instead lmaooo

[Greg Baroth @gbaroth]

The Chipotle situation is dire. I went to chipotle for lunch yesterday at 1:30pm.

They were out of brown rice
They were out of regular chicken
They had 1 scoop left of steak

[Chipotle Analyst @ChipotleAnalyst]

@MercuriusFilius My analysis here is that since the burrito emoji 🌯 slopes down and to the right, related restaurants and consumer payment platforms will also experience said slope in their revenue, share price, and popularity. 📉

[Chipotle Analyst @ChipotleAnalyst]

Happy Slop Bowl Sunday, everyone. $CAVA

[Chipotle Analyst @ChipotleAnalyst]

@MercuriusFilius Brother, I have not been having a good year.

Need bailout.

[Chipotle Analyst @ChipotleAnalyst]

We are so back

[Chipotle Analyst @ChipotleAnalyst]

I was out of the country for only a few months and return to buy now pay later delivery burritos. You don’t even have the decency to eat at the restaurant. What the fajitas is wrong with you people?!

[Chipotle Analyst @ChipotleAnalyst]

@Crussian17 If I was serious about investing in $CAVA or any “fast casual” operator, I’d have an intern create a LinkedIn tracker to watch where former Chipotle corporate employees get poached to.

[Chipotle Analyst @ChipotleAnalyst]

@Alt_Acc0un1 @boutique_banker

[Chipotle Analyst @ChipotleAnalyst]

@GainsB1 @boutique_banker Woah

[Chipotle Analyst @ChipotleAnalyst]

@MrCondominium @boutique_banker It’s ruff out there

[Chipotle Analyst @ChipotleAnalyst]

@00ctg @boutique_banker That’s right

[Chipotle Analyst @ChipotleAnalyst]

@mis_aligned @boutique_banker What a take

[Chipotle Analyst @ChipotleAnalyst]

@kdubbsy @boutique_banker Yes it does

[Chipotle Analyst @ChipotleAnalyst]

Well well well

[The boutique banker @boutique_banker]

One of our analysts ate one of our associates leftover chipotle at the office and they’re thinking of letting him go

[Chipotle Analyst @ChipotleAnalyst]

First meal at Chipotle $CMG since Brian Niccol left for Starbucks $SBUX.

This was with the new, limited-time Smoked Brisket. Not their best work. The previous, limited-time Chicken Al Pastor was 10x better.

Rating change: Buy -> Hold

[Chipotle Analyst @ChipotleAnalyst]

What a day

[Chipotle Analyst @ChipotleAnalyst]

Hey @ChipotleTweets, give this man a bowl

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