Gifmeme Stacks

We are Gifmeme Stacks. Follow us for the latest financial & economic shitposts, firm news, and thot leadership. Parody-ish for Goldman Sachs @GoldmanSachs $GS.

[Gifmeme Stacks @GifmemeStacks]

@JohnLeFevre This is the only airline lounge one should aspire to get into.

[Mercurius @MercuriusFilius]

How would you answer this common Goldman Sachs interview question?

[Gifmeme Stacks @GifmemeStacks]

@MercuriusFilius

[Gifmeme Stacks @GifmemeStacks]

This is my quant.

[Chipotle Analyst @ChipotleAnalyst]

@MercuriusFilius My analysis here is that since the burrito emoji 🌯 slopes down and to the right, related restaurants and consumer payment platforms will also experience said slope in their revenue, share price, and popularity. 📉

[Gifmeme Stacks @GifmemeStacks]

@MercuriusFilius @TRHLofficial Reporting for duty.

[Gifmeme Stacks @GifmemeStacks]

@exec_sum @litcapital Our research team is once again long Chipotle, Cava, and Sweetgreen. $CMG $CAVA $SG

[Gifmeme Stacks @GifmemeStacks]

Starting to feel like Bill Ackman will soon disclose an enormous short position on the dating app stocks.

@BillAckman if true, our firm would like to bring you on as a client. May I meet you?

[Gifmeme Stacks @GifmemeStacks]

@BillAckman I want screenshots, photos, and a relationship update after it’s over.

[Gifmeme Stacks @GifmemeStacks]

@BoringBiz_ Get yourself a lady in investment grade and a freak in distressed.

[Gifmeme Stacks @GifmemeStacks]

Prediction - America goes off a cliff when Warren Buffett passes away. He really timed everything perfectly.

[Gifmeme Stacks @GifmemeStacks]

This is one of the questions we ask during interviews for our investment banking group.

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

I’ve shared this tip with only a handful of people: When inserting a USB, no matter what your first intuition is based on feel or look, just flip it over and insert it— you’ll get it right the first time, every time.

[Gifmeme Stacks @GifmemeStacks]

:::FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:::

Gifmeme Stacks is proud to be advising Paige Spiranac (the client) on a strategic acquisition of Hooters (the target).

Post-acquisition, our firm will dedicate ALL resources to assist our client in the turnaround of the legendary target’s business.

[Paige Spiranac @PaigeSpiranac]

Not on my watch

[Gifmeme Stacks @GifmemeStacks]

CEO’s name misspelled.

Rookie mistake.

“Dimon”

Pls fix
Thx

[@jason @Jason]

Jamie Diamond has seen enough

“Fucking zoom” 😂😂😂

[Gifmeme Stacks @GifmemeStacks]

@asanwal Tell me you’re about to conduct layoffs in your investment banking division without telling me.

[Gifmeme Stacks @GifmemeStacks]

Long lumberyards, trash haulers, and residential construction

[Jeffrey Gundlach @TruthGundlach]

Wide swathes of Pacific Palisades are burned to the ground. Malibu by PCH too. The “rebuild” process will shape the future of Los Angeles.

[Gifmeme Stacks @GifmemeStacks]

@BillAckman Bill, I believe it is common practice to hang replicas while the originals sit in a Freeport.

[Gifmeme Stacks @GifmemeStacks]

@Super_PK_ @mongoosenewyork @NationalParksX @nikitabier @jnconkle If you still have a home by the end of this, you can lease it to someone and collect their insurance company’s payments for a few years while renting a cheaper apartment.

Enjoy the passive income hack.

Have friends who made out like bandits doing this a few years ago.

[Gifmeme Stacks @GifmemeStacks]

What’s happening in LA sucks.

Simultaneously, congrats if you…

- own hotels
- own a lumberyard, construction materials, or trash haul business
- sell residential and/or industrial fire safety equipment and monitors
- work in RE private equity
- are a luxury RE agent

[Gifmeme Stacks @GifmemeStacks]

What’s happening in LA sucks.

Simultaneously, congrats if you…

- own hotels
- own a lumberyard, construction materials, or trash haul business
- sell residential and/or industrial fire safety equipment and monitors
- work in RE private equity
- are a luxury RE agent

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

Why can’t we have rule that provides for the termination of a member of Congress for missing three consecutive votes? Three strikes and you are out.

[Gifmeme Stacks @GifmemeStacks]

This is literally just the first round of an interview process at our firm. Not impressed.

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

He’s hired.