Laura

Here to fuck spiders

[Laura @Chirald]

But wait, if you're the goth gf, and I'm the goth gf, then who's driving the car?

[Laura @Chirald]

I don't know what 'mock cream' is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

[Laura @Chirald]

@Brocklesnitch Something dadaesque? So to speak.

[Laura @Chirald]

@hvmestarr Exhibit a

[Laura @Chirald]

WHY did my ENT specialist have a massive life sized portrait of Antony Starr behind his desk??

He didn't know who he was, as I'm assuming he didn't put it there. But who did and why in a hospital??

[Laura @Chirald]

Did you think I was lying?

[Laura @Chirald]

WHY did my ENT specialist have a massive life sized portrait of Antony Starr behind his desk??

He didn't know who he was, as I'm assuming he didn't put it there. But who did and why in a hospital??

[Laura @Chirald]

@AceMcWicked Honestly my fave kind of evil act. If my brain creates this then you must all suffer with me.

[Laura @Chirald]

@AceMcWicked Lol you're lucky I stopped drinking or you would have ruined them for me.

[Laura @Chirald]

@Flinnja Ah the classic dilemma.
Secret 4th option is public breakdown, which is usually what I go for.

[Laura @Chirald]

I found a vape pod in my underwear during the night because my life had become a parody of itself.

[Laura @Chirald]

@NZNeep 🥹

[Laura @Chirald]

Anyone heard from Moo Deng recently?

[Laura @Chirald]

Oof Wellington Film Society were not as impressed with the Lure as I was when I saw it 10 years ago.

[Laura @Chirald]

I resurrected the group chat with my sister and our oldest friends and everyone sent like 5 minute voice note updates and I haven't responded at all lol flex.

[Laura @Chirald]

Kieran being lower down seems odd, no?

[Laura @Chirald]

If we're watching an *aesthetic* film and I'm not constantly saying "i would look great in that" then just know i am thinking it.

[Laura @Chirald]

@BasicBishopNZ Pharmac got the viagra 4 them

[Laura @Chirald]

WAIT.

WAIT.

Are they saying people should keep their cum?

[Bobby Eaton Da Pussy @AidanThaGod]

72 virgins is such a lame ass heaven. Give me 72 WHORES

[Laura @Chirald]

I'm the only one with hands small enough to find out what was stuck in the garbage disposal and it was a fucking carabiner????

[Laura @Chirald]

Favourite thing about People traveling internationally is getting super excited about animals that are pests to the locals.
Delights me every time.