charlie

he/him

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

It was a bone chilling -32°F in California this morning at Bridgeport Valley in the Eastern Sierra.

Epic cold for this part of the world.

🎥: @EasternSierra

[charlie @ChiseledCharlie]

Kids section (size 16) merino base layers was too good of a deal to pass up.

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

zero bad bitches hitting my line this week..mercury must be in gatorade 🤣

ⓘ 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀
All Gatorade beverages have been within acceptable mercury levels since the US Food and Drug Administration reclassed Gatorade as seafood in August 2015.

[charlie @ChiseledCharlie]

Dream also had a sky tube that connected to a low earth orbit satellite that was being used to test growing plants, and where you could also go for dinner. Idk what that means.

[charlie @ChiseledCharlie]

Had a dream about being in a pit of snakes with GuyFieri. You know what that means…

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Democratic Caucus Senators voting to not break the railroad strike:

Warren (MA)
Sanders (VT)
Hickenlooper (CO)
Gillibrand (NY)
Merkley (OR)

Everyone else voted against the workers.

[charlie @ChiseledCharlie]

Literally my traps and delts are so big, strong and dense they set off the X-ray machine at the airport. Rly hard being this absolutely shredded.

[charlie @ChiseledCharlie]

12 yo just said he was gonna beat my ass.

[charlie @ChiseledCharlie]

Was gonna have words with the ppl who parked their minivan in front of my garage, but it was 3x very intimidating 6’+ bald guys so I think it’s gonna be okay.

[Ren @RenRidesCycles]

Making pro-bike, pro-bus, anti-car[ceral] communal art physically out of the poison cars create, in public space we temporarily created is possibly one of the best things I've ever done
#CriticalMass
#ACAB
#BikesBaby
#RideTheBus
#TransitMonth
@SafeStreetRebel

[wint @dril]

when long covid effectively neuters me by making my dick smaller, i plan on becoming a more humble. Graceful creature

[Michael @biglongbigmike]

Sucks that I can’t legally start work until I’ve finished the wordle

[charlie @ChiseledCharlie]

2 drunk 4 a 2sday

[charlie @ChiseledCharlie]

Student forgot my name and called me Mr. Wiffleball today

[charlie @ChiseledCharlie]

Day 6: a student has gotten several teachers to call her “boffa” up until today. Had to break it to em that it was boffa deez nuts 🥜

[Butt Stuff @DMbuttstuff]

a classic

[charlie @ChiseledCharlie]

@biglongbigmike @laurengracepate respect 🫡

[charlie @ChiseledCharlie]

Happy First Day of School to all those who celebrate!

[charlie @ChiseledCharlie]

@laurengracepate Apparently not according to the students in class so far?