Mwenya

Your friendly neighbourhood Christian.... and Engineer |🇿🇲✈️🇳🇦 |Θεόφιλος | @ManUtd Unfortunately

[Cole Adams @coleadamss]

Going from MBappe to Haaland to Messi

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

PURE GREATNESS.

WHAT A DAY OF WORLD CUP FOOTBALL 🏆

[‏ً @Bk8iP3]

Olise singing the French national anthem

[adidas Football @adidasfootball]

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME.

#YouGotThis

[Jago @HEISJAGO]

Olise get Kane for club, still get Mbappe for country

Yamal get Ferran for club and Ferran for country😭😭😭

[🦈 @cfcyusxf]

this is what Neymar should’ve done instead of taking up a spot

[Maurício Mendes @mauriciojornal_]

URGENTE:

Ancelotti disse a Endrick que ele será TITULAR contra o Haiti.

Com isso, o trio de ataque do Brasil deve ser formado por Vini Jr, Raphinha e Ancelotti.

[Mwenya @Chisheta98]

@ManUtd look at Barcola. Those are the wingers you should be considering

[Mwenya @Chisheta98]

Our scouts are the same as us, they just watch TV

[M @25mahfuz]

Colleague just asked why I don’t have a profile pic on teams

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

"let's hire someone younger, so they know how to use technology"

*Me trying to delete a blank page in word document:

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Dad: Look at Yamal carrying his country at 18.

Me: Look at Cape Verde's goalkeeper carrying his country at 40

[JohnnyTsunami 🇧🇦🇧🇦 @CzeKacpi]

Niech ten mundial sie kurwa nie kończy

[Premier League @premierleague]

There are 265 Premier League goals and 213 Premier League assists in this photo.

[Mwenya @Chisheta98]

Your nose

[Clavicular Updates @Clav0Updates]

Clavicular says that Cristiano Ronaldo OWES his career to IShowSpeed and he only knows who Ronaldo is because of Speed 😳

“I know Ronaldo because of Speed… Speed really put Ronaldo on that’s crazy, like Ronaldo needs to show more love to Speed in my opinion…”

[Mwenya @Chisheta98]

I'm so confused

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Trevoh Chalobah called up last night & travelling to join #England squad in USA. 26yo Chelsea defender not expected to be involved against #Croatia but will be available for subsequent group #2026FIFAWorldCup matches vs #Ghana & #Panama
@TheAthleticFC https://t.co/5aghFLEYdO

[Daniel Castle (Man Utd statto) @RonnLennon]

I mean Pellistri has 39 caps & he’d be 95th choice RW at best if he was English

[zay @heisnothuncho]

Playboi Kasi.

[Mwenya @Chisheta98]

Our scouts are the same as us, they just watch TV

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Crysencio Summerville high among candidates Manchester United considering as possible left wing signing. 24yo West Ham attacker subject to enquiries from #MUFC & expected to cost ~£50m to land #Netherlands international from #WHUFC @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/I9A74Ko3TI

[☆lukki☆ @crssroadkill]

boss got cheated on and fired everyone