Today on "useless factoids that might even not be 100% accurate":
In the UK and most of the US your name can be John Smith and you can name your kid almost any name you want, if you want:
- How would you like to name your son, sir?
- Donatello Cowabunga.
- Welcome to the world, little Cowabunga.
Rest of the world: Can’t.
Free invention of new last names at birth is mainly an Anglosphere practice now.
Elsewhere the state prioritises trackable family chains over individual choice, meaning we’re stuck with a frozen, non-forkable legacy database that only the authorities can modify, and they have no incentive to ever do so because taxes, conscription, inheritance, and policing run on this protocol.
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Money does not exist in nature.
If every human vanished tomorrow poof! Thanos snap. Then money dies with us.
Not slowly. Instantly.
Because money isn't real. It's not gravity. It's not water. It's not some fundamental law of physics carved into the universe's source code.
Gravity pulls planets whether you believe in it or not. Water cycles through ecosystems without asking for permission. Those are natural phenomena. They persist.
Money? Money is a shared hallucination. A collective delusion we all agreed to participate in because the alternative, pure barter, was a logistical nightmare.
Look around. Animals hoard food. Birds collect shiny objects to attract mates. Squirrels bury acorns.
But they're not pricing those acorns in "nut dollars." There's no interest rate on stored seeds. No squirrel is taking out a loan to front-run winter scarcity.
That's instinct. That's biology. That's not money.
Money only exists when humans assign value to something and agree that it represents stored labor, future purchasing power, or social coordination at scale.
Without minds to recognize it, gold is just a shiny metal in the ground. Bitcoin is just dormant code on dead servers.
Carl Menger figured this out in the 1870s. Money emerges organically from human action and voluntary agreement—not government decree, not divine mandate.
Gold became money because humans decided it had the right properties: scarce, durable, divisible, portable, verifiable. We built entire civilizations around that consensus.
But here's the kicker: gold isn't inherently money without us assigning it that role.
It's just element 79 on the periodic table.
Bitcoin? Same deal. It's a digital construct we engineered because we needed better properties for a global, hyperconnected world.
But in a human-less universe? Bitcoin's ledger halts. The network dies. The protocol becomes a fossil record of a species that once tried to escape monetary debasement.
This is the part most people miss:
The evolution of money doesn't happen because it's etched into the fabric of reality. It happens because we build it. We improve it. We upgrade the operating system.
Seashells → Gold → Paper → Digital.
Each iteration solves problems the previous one couldn't. Each step is a reflection of human ingenuity, not natural inevitability.
And right now, we're in the middle of the biggest monetary upgrade in human history.
Bitcoin isn't "real" in the sense that it exists independent of us. But neither is the dollar. Neither is gold as money.
The difference is Bitcoin was engineered, deliberately, mathematically, incorruptibly, to be the best form of money humans have ever created.
21 million hard cap. No central authority. No counterparty risk. No inflation. No debasement.
It's not real because it's natural. It's real because we made it that way.
Bitcoin is the best representation of money today.
On November 7th, 1917, the Bolsheviks seized power Russia, promising “peace, land and bread” to the people. Over the next 74 years the people were starved, killed by death squads, thrown in work camps and gulags, and other things unrelated to “peace, land and bread”.
Noticed how everything is getting worse?
It just feels like everything is falling apart and quality is a thing of the past. But getting mad at the companies for selling you junk is simply yelling at the symptom, not the cause.
Our broken money actually punishes honest work. Using a simple story about two winemakers, I explain in this Guy's Take how our fiat system actively rewards businesses for making worse products, forcing a relentless race to the bottom.
⚠️ The state of Bitcoin.
2023: “Never in a million years will noderunners agree to relay spam.”
2026: “Never in a million years will noderunners agree to inflation.”
2027: “Never in a million years will noderunners agree to taxes.”
Bitcoin Doesn't Fix This.
But Bitcoin education can fix what comes next.
Ask any Bitcoin educator in our network, "When was the last banking collapse in your country?" and they'll likely have an answer. They study these failures so they can guide people toward something better.
This week, Paraguay got its answer.
In the early hours of Tuesday, Paraguay's Central Bank shut down Ueno Bank, which serves about 3 million customers in a country of roughly 6 million people. The app, cards, and ATMs went dark. Executives were detained. Protesters filled the streets of Asunción, and lawmakers moved to impeach the president.
Families woke up unable to pay for food, rent, or medicine. Retirees couldn't collect their pensions.
This is exactly the kind of financial dependence Bitcoin was built to challenge. But Bitcoin doesn't fix this. The accounts are already frozen. The damage is done.
Bitcoin education can change what comes next.
When people understand that money in a bank is a promise, not a possession, they start asking better questions. Who controls my savings? Can they be frozen? Can their purchasing power be inflated away? And they start looking for money with different answers.
When these accounts reopen, many people won't trust banks the same way again. They'll look for explanations and alternatives. Someone needs to be there with honest answers.
In Paraguay, someone is. Our community there is ready to welcome anyone who wants to understand what happened and how to protect themselves next time.
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Mao Zedong's Great Leap Forward killed an estimated 45 million people between 1958 and 1962, and the backyard steel furnace campaign sits at the center of that catastrophe as a textbook case of central planning consuming itself alive.
Mao's logic was simple. If the Soviet Union had industrialized through state-directed production, China would do it faster and bigger. He ordered peasants across every province to smelt steel in small furnaces built on collective land. Party officials set output quotas with no reference to the resources, skills or demand that actually existed. Farmers melted down their own plows, woks and door hinges to hit the numbers, and stripped hillsides bare for fuel. What came out of those furnaces was mostly pig iron so brittle it had no industrial use. The quotas got reported as fulfilled, the statistics traveled up the command chain, and Beijing celebrated a triumph that existed only on paper.
Think about what those farmers abandoned to stand at furnaces all day. By most estimates, the 1958 harvest was decent. With the rural labor force diverted to smelting, the crops rotted unharvested in the fields. Free market economists call this opportunity cost: every hour a farmer spent producing worthless slag was an hour not spent producing food. Had anyone been allowed to use the price system, it would have made that tradeoff visible at once, because prices signal scarcity. Planners issue directives and wait for reality to disobey them.
Local officials who reported shortfalls faced execution or the labor camps, so they reported surpluses. Beijing then exported grain, partly to pay its debts to the Soviet Union and partly to project an image of socialist success, while provinces like Anhui and Sichuan descended into mass starvation. The state had monopolized food distribution, so when the numbers were wrong, there was no private market or informal trade left to move grain to the dying. The apparatus built to feed people became the mechanism that starved them.
Abolish private property and price signals, and you get 45 million corpses and a generation of Chinese children stunted by famine.
The biggest lie: that current AI "understands," "reasons," or is intelligent in any meaningful sense.
It is next-token prediction on a massive scale. No comprehension. No awareness. No grounded model of the world. Just statistical patterns from scraped data, dressed up with marketing language so investors keep writing checks and users keep anthropomorphizing the autocomplete.
Everything else flows from that.
We were taught that Earth orbits the Sun in a closed circle. In reality, Earth has never returned to the same point in space once in 4.5 billion years.
Right now, the Sun is carrying Earth and every planet around the center of the Milky Way at 230 km/s (828,000 km/h), more than 18,000 kilometers every 80 seconds.
Because the Solar System is tilted 60.2° to the galactic plane and bobs up and down through the galactic disc roughly every 30 million years, the planets trace open 3D corkscrew helices across deep space rather than flat loops.
The last time the Sun stood where it stands today, one Galactic Year (230 million years) ago, the very first dinosaurs were only beginning to appear on Earth. Since forming 4.6 billion years ago, our Sun has completed only 20 laps.