Captain Jack Spyro

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Jamaal Williams 😂😂😂 https://t.co/TLAomhCyEG

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

The @Lions' last 9 games:

31 pts, 0 INT
31 pts, 0 INT
25 pts, 0 INT
40 pts, 0 INT
34 pts, 0 INT
20 pts, 0 INT
23 pts, 0 INT
41 pts, 0 INT
20 pts, 0 INT

They're the first team in NFL history to score 20+ points while throwing no interceptions in 9 straight regular-season games.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

One of the greatest mood switches in post game interview history.

Stop playing with Jamaal Williams!

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Pelé passed away today at 82 years old.

He was one of the world's most famous athletes and the only man to win 3 World Cups.

But my favorite Pelé story involves two brothers that became bitter rivals and a $120,000 payment that will be remembered forever.

Here's the story 👇

[Captain Jack Spyro @Chiswick_Cat]

@RafehAhmed I’ll let them know of their mistake (hiring you)

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Dentist: do you eat and drink things

Me: yes

Dentist:

[Noodles @Noodledori2]

Manga readers when Anime only watchers want to wait for the next season

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Queen Elizabeth II, the UK’s monarch for the past 70 years, has died aged 96 https://t.co/nuFdc3PV49

[🔥 🏠 with a Y 🏠 🔥 @wyntermitchell]

Currently feeling real dumb for how hard I laughed at this

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

WALMART is giving out FREE supplies to anyone who can outrun the security

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

I CANT HOLD THEM BACK MUCH LONGER

[GRAND REGENT @____Jayy1k]

Me when i flip my pillow over and there’s a green question mark on it

[brady 🖖🏻 @itstonypizza]

if i text you "🧙‍♀️" it means HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP

[Lusty Lich Skeletor ™️ @scroletor]

Sleepy boi club

[Captain Jack Spyro @Chiswick_Cat]

@MariamMWK Cat*

[Joe Wilkinson @gillinghamjoe]

It takes real balls to sing happy birthday at the volume I just did it when the restaurant is this busy and you’re dining alone and it’s no one’s birthday

[Captain Jack Spyro @Chiswick_Cat]

@RafehAhmed Still look like an intern to me. 🙅🏽‍♂️🥸