Chitransh Jain

25. Software Engineer.📍Bangalore

[Chitransh Jain @ChitranshJain20]

@shubh_saras & the team at @raccoonaihq have been cooking for over a year now and have built a dope product! go check it out 🚀🚀

[Shubh Saraswat @shubh_saras]

Raccoon AI 1.1 is the biggest update we have shipped so far. This is the one agent that runs in the web with zero setup, and can handle pretty much anything you throw at it.

[lesbian oscar piastri @lesbiastri]

ladies turn this off !!

[Chitransh Jain @ChitranshJain20]

@Divyansharma001 thanks

[Chitransh Jain @ChitranshJain20]

@Divyansharma001 got it, been thinking of starting this

[Chitransh Jain @ChitranshJain20]

@santtiagom_ what’s your review of the book!

[Chitransh Jain @ChitranshJain20]

@gulchandna yes, it’s about fulfilling dreams you subdued earlier in life

[Chitransh Jain @ChitranshJain20]

@AakanshaPriya_ Happy birthday 🎂

[Priyanka dhakad🌻🍀 @dhakadgirl8]

post a picture YOU took. just a pic. no description

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Chitransh Jain @ChitranshJain20]

@StarryRegulux couldn’t even let a kid be

[marion¹ @pitlanelando]

figured it out !

[Chitransh Jain @ChitranshJain20]

@yellowcardgavi shirtless?

[Chitransh Jain @ChitranshJain20]

@siddharthvij_ all the best 🚀

[Chitransh Jain @ChitranshJain20]

the fact that people are using an event of national security as an opportunity to propagate their political propaganda is sickening.

[Chitransh Jain @ChitranshJain20]

@therealkhante @Megha_Pathak_ That’s kind of true. There’s one to the left of my house, one to the right and one across the street 😭

[Chitransh Jain @ChitranshJain20]

@Sanchovies @pokimanelol never leaving this app

[Chitransh Jain @ChitranshJain20]

woohoo! congrats @shubh_saras on the launch 🚀 can’t wait to see cool applications built on top of this 🚀🚀

[Shubh Saraswat @shubh_saras]

hey chat, we just launched Raccoon AI API Platform!

it's a complete ecosystem that lets devs easily run automated web workflows.

we have built everything from scratch to make it reliable and developer-first.

[Chitransh Jain @ChitranshJain20]

@shubh_saras @avi_agarwal2001 @_pratikpakhale all the very best for the launch bro 🚀🚀♥️

[daisy 🎞️ @lwtsunflwrs]

living in a country where sex jokes are offensive but marital rape apparently is not a thing.