I love when I’m teasing a boy and he’s not quite clever enough to think of a witty response so he just looks at me like he wants to put me in a headlock it’s so hot
Benjamin Netanyahu teleported behind me and told me that he personally will be making sure that I will never have this before laughing like a madman, twirling his moustache and running away.
Just texted him again. It’s not my best photo (or haircut) but this was the last time in my life (about 2 years ago) I was happy. I don’t think I can ever move on. He doesn’t think about me at all. Funny how life works.
“how embarrassing” okay. “move on” yeah I will. It’s hard when I haven’t had a serious relationship before or since. In my lowest moments I want to return to the comfort of the only one I’ve known. If you don’t like this information no one’s forcing you to see it
Can we talk about what an insane humiliation ritual hinge is? Like you have to shoot your shoot knowing they WILL see it and WILL reject it out of hand and probably with disgust at your audacity