Chloe

❤️ 𝕶𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝖒𝖊 𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖎𝖒 𝖔𝖑𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖎 𝖜𝖔𝖓𝖙 𝖙𝖗𝖞 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖑 𝖞𝖆 ❤️

[shibshabyuri @shibshabyuri]

in Bed 😊😊 homewrok not done 😊😊 hair not washed 😊😊 room not clean 😊😊 twitter time!!

[mau @rllydu]

rice: “IM GONNA BE FR. TS IS FRYING ME”

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

there’s something about baby striders that makes me feel maternal, my baby meatballs in sauce

[lauren @evilhotdogs]

I never fucked Simon I never fucked Garfunkel

[shannon. 🇵🇸 @ohheyitsshanaj]

The American Protestant mind cannot comprehend the spiritual power of the Irish Catholic Atheist

[Chloe @Chloe10067078]

@janeisginger @DemilichLovato my favourite candy

[☆.｡.:* t0m0ko .｡.:*☆ @mootsheep]

we need more liberal arts students, not less. we wonder why everyone is getting dumber. we wonder why no one can read. we wonder why everyone lacks critical thinking skills. it’s because higher education is completely inaccessible

[🍓 @kyworms]

my momma so poor she walks down the road with one shoeee and if you ask her if she lost her shoe she says no i found oneee

[caira 🇵🇸🇵🇭 @cairaleighexe]

if 11yo me had dressmaker my mom would've had to pry me off of the computer

[ultras for sana ☭ @sanareplyguy]

my female ancestors watching me not have 5-10 children

[AB .✦ ݁˖ @w4stedpulse]

My entire life is structured around avoiding getting yelled at

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

Jack Schlossberg: I'm so happy I have a girlfriend. She's really someone special.

The Ghost of John F Kennedy: Jack I couldn't er uh help but notice all those unread Instagram DMs, many of which are from broads... You should er open them

[Chloe @Chloe10067078]

@academicv1ctim @nouryssr at starbucks we are trained that espresso burns after two minutes

[Chloe @Chloe10067078]

@RespectfulMemes my bathroom still has one

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

my great great grandfather at Ellis Island:

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

(blood seeping from wound) please.. i need.. a low calorie snack that's perfect for on-the-go

[Ultraweed Mk V (NITROEXPRESS) @DubstepObama]

Go ahead, I'm glistening

[l o u i s @seagullsimp6]

college is reading 3 research articles to get 30 words for your 2000 word essay

[ezri @ezriverse]

How I feel taking selfie

[Chloe @Chloe10067078]

@twitchyxginger you’re an amazing parent 💗💗