chole

can’t even spell my name right

[Liam @LiamLambrini]

there are certain jobs where I just don’t understand why the staff have to wear formal wear, like why is the bloke helping you choose glasses in Specsavers basically in top hat and tails

[chris person @Papapishu]

Asian soup spoons are so much better for the task of soup it's nuts. Western soup spoons are awful. The west is clearly unserious about the way it consumes soup.

[Kim Congdon @kimberlycongdon]

I saw a video of a guy with terminal cancer. His gf was shaving his head because he was losing his hair. In the middle of shaving his hair she started shaving her own . So sad. Could you imagine? Having cancer then having to pretend you like your gfs new haircut?

[chole @ChloeAgar3]

@wanderingwolf48 @SophieAziz123 unfortunately I think it’s easier to say these things than it is to act them out (I wouldn’t know I’m lucky enough to not have been in that situation), from my understanding perpetrators can make it incredibly difficult for victims to leave by isolating them and restricting money

[Peter McGahan @peter_mcgahan]

@Cobratate Lay off the cigars sweetheart

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Partner is Italian. Her English is great but sometimes she struggles to find the right word for things. One day she asked me for the medical name for her private parts. I pranked her and thought nothing of it. Next day heard her on the phone to GP enquiring about her sore growler

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

All that smoke for moist and nobody had anything to say about “grunge” or “clamp” i will never forget

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

nightshift. xmas jumper day. roll in. dave lookin like he just rolled out of fenwicks window. asks where jumper is. tell him still in shop. calls is a scrooge. i call him a fat prick an tel him al blast his bird. sticks his nose up. staff room been quiet since. just way i like it

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

11 bells. england win. be rougher than boy georges kidnapee tomorrow. wont stop me. still goin strong. the estate fully aware that it’s coming home. dog has been spared tonight. couple randomers in kitchen. not goin to be out daft. set alarm for 6. leave by 10 past. happy days.

[Denise Welch @RealDeniseWelch]

Why is there not a criminal investigation underway regarding Matt Hancock, Michelle Mone & others and the VIP line!!! 2.5 billion worth of contracts secured without tender, PPE that was unusable and one of them is about to do the f…..g cyclone in #ImACelebrity !!!!!!!!!

[Omar Ali @OmarMuhammedAly]

@maiaowens02 @ilov3spiderman Dr be thinking :

[Lionesses @Lionesses]

Today marks the 5⃣0⃣th anniversary of our first-ever England women’s match.

We beat Scotland 3-2 in Greenock #OnThisDay in 1972 and just under 50 years later, we won the 2022 European Championship at Wembley Stadium.

We’ve come a long way together 🤝

[chole @ChloeAgar3]

this lady man 🥲

[The CornishWoman @TheCornishWoman]

@HopeShiloh2 I see a couple of people have retweeted this - if you’re in the East End & hungry, or going hungry to feed others, please get in touch, no judgment, no questions, just good honest cooking from a clean kitchen. I can’t give money, but can give packed lunches or a hot evening meal

[The CornishWoman @TheCornishWoman]

@HopeShiloh2 I see a couple of people have retweeted this - if you’re in the East End & hungry, or going hungry to feed others, please get in touch, no judgment, no questions, just good honest cooking from a clean kitchen. I can’t give money, but can give packed lunches or a hot evening meal

[Tomasz Oryński @TOrynski]

I am sorting my dashcam footage from last couple of month and got to my car journey from Glasgow to Helsinki and I thought it can show you nicely what Brexit means

(a small 🧵)

[MILF @parlayprincesa]

@Kurrco me trying to explain why kanye is my goat strictly because of his music and that i do not agree with any of the crazy shit he has said