ChloeCryptonite

Fried pickles with a decentralized network on the side | Trained in the medical and psychological arts | Legacy will be the removal of mayonnaise from the world

[Ant @ArchaicRages]

Joe exotic is America's sweetheart. That is all.

[ChloeCryptonite @ChloeCryptonite]

@OneHighChef So adorable !

[ChloeCryptonite @ChloeCryptonite]

At this point in my life, the fact that I actually have matching socks on means it's gonna be a pretty damn good day. #soproud #lookma #grown

[AP Images @AP_Images]

75 years today, AP photographer Joe Rosenthal captured what may be the most famous photograph of World War II: an image of six U.S. Marines raising the American flag atop Mount Suribachi on the Pacific island of Iwo Jima. https://t.co/KAttd29gXx

[ChloeCryptonite @ChloeCryptonite]

Blinded !!! It was so beautiful out today, almost 70 degrees!

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@OneHighChef No no we are staying dark 🖤🖤🖤

[ChloeCryptonite @ChloeCryptonite]

Just really happy my hair has finally grown out to this length. Only took 2 years 😫! Should I keep it blackish or dye it light brown y'all ?

[ChloeCryptonite @ChloeCryptonite]

#andthatsawrap #lame

[ChloeCryptonite @ChloeCryptonite]

@OneHighChef Just sad it didn't stick 😢

[ChloeCryptonite @ChloeCryptonite]

@OneHighChef It was his first time ever seeing snow 🤗🤗🤗

[ChloeCryptonite @ChloeCryptonite]

@OneHighChef 🤣🤣🤣

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@OneHighChef Dawwwwwwwww 😍😍😍

[ChloeCryptonite @ChloeCryptonite]

😂😂😆😆😂😂
Can definitely relate.

[ChloeCryptonite @ChloeCryptonite]

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! #givemeallthechocolate

[ChloeCryptonite @ChloeCryptonite]

@OneHighChef Thank youuuuuu, you as well 😁

[ChloeCryptonite @ChloeCryptonite]

It's my Friday! Long weekend ahead! No plans - I kinda like it. 🙌🙌🥳🥳❤️❤️

[Kris Budden @KrisBudden]

So weird. I’m scrolling through twitter trying to find the outrage over Adam Levine performing with his shirt off last year, and I can’t seem to find it.

[Kelsey☁️ @kelsma99]

So Adam Levine is allowed for perform shirtless during the halftime show and sexually dance across the stage... but as soon as two confident Latina women do it, with just as much coverage, of not more, it’s deemed “innapropriate?”