Chloe

the woman was too stunned to speak

[Chloe @ChloeDocks]

Me laughing at all these #APSpanish memes knowing right well I signed a contract not to discuss it

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“No way you wrote a 5 page essay without AI”

Buddy, we wrote them without even reading the book.

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

The later you have your lunch break, the shorter the work day

[delulu @welchmeyer]

guys i don’t care if USPS lost your package once or whatever. if we lose USPS it will impact so. many. people. negatively.

it’s the ONLY program we have required to deliver to EVERY address.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Hot take: People DO NOT actually want to become millionaires. They want to stop checking their bank account before buying groceries.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Before the war between Android and Apple started, the war between 0.5 and 0.7 users was the one that separate humans from each other

[Softboy @softboywin]

I just found out water is a human right in Ireland and nobody pays water bills.
Every country should be like Ireland.
Water IS and always should be a human right

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Police DO NOT prevent crime; they respond to it. Crime is prevented by higher wages, guaranteed health care, food security, high-quality child care, housing, good schools, and addiction treatment.

[Arinolaoluwa @hauwaMofaliving]

The urge to nap between 3PM-5PM is no joke.

[Calvin @RealCalvin1]

It's pretty funny how cities can't fix the endless potholes and cracks in the roads but have the money to put surveilance camera's everywhere.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Remember when teachers used to take us to the library and librarians taught us how to conduct proper research? We’d then be assigned a topic and expected to consult at least three books before writing a report. We need to bring that back and keep tablets out of classrooms.

[mayank @maynkydvv]

talking to yourself is fun till u get caught 😭

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

You turn the AC off in your car for one second and it feels like the sun hopped in the passenger seat 😂

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[Erin Durkin @erinmdurkin]

Yeah guys everything’s fine, it’s just mid-July and you can’t breathe the air or eat a salad.

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

why is there never an outbreak of something nice

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[TSA @TSA]

“It’s not on your website”

Oh, ok... apologies, we didn’t realize you were going to bring part of a FIRE HYDRANT to the airport.

[acidburns @TheAcidBurns3]

Your government is testing what you'll tolerate and a lot of us are tolerating way way WAY too much.

[Midnight Sweaty @Midnight_Sweaty]

Does anyone know if stuff is ever going to get cheaper again or is this just what life is like now

[spooky liz 🎃 @lizaboth]

It’s so crazy to me that the price of everything just keeps increasing and the quality keeps decreasing and there’s nothing anybody can do about it