emily

Type A personality with a Type B attitude

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Argentina players whenever a Spanish player touches the ball:

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Interesting how it's always "vote according to Biblical values!" until it comes to welcoming the immigrant, helping the poor, feeding the hungry, bringing healthcare to the sick, forgiving debts, caring for our planet, laying down our swords, or loving our neighbors.

[emily @recordslayer]

@bsktballer9 Oh…no girl, this is not the serve you think it is. We shouldn’t be calling either of these women names. This is mean.

[kcpolice @kcpolice]

Shots have been fired around Union Station. Please leave the area.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

this is where I met some of the funniest people in my life 😂 hope they’re doing good

[Archive @archivebycosmos]

a farmhouse. Ireland

[pj @pjayevans]

Pregaming before the scholastic book fair

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

Fox News is complaining about a nationwide teacher shortage today. Here are some of the things Fox has said about teachers over the last two years:

[Emma Sophia @17emmasophia]

I hate long distance friendships, I JUST WANNA SEE MY GIRLS CMON

[Lexy Hudson @AceOfWords]

Writing historical fiction is so benignly chaotic, like I'm in the middle of composing an intense, heartfelt, philosophical scene then suddenly I have to open a new tab for "when were towels invented"

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

[Borat Voice] my rights……

[Cornski @222corn]

jus saw someone my age bein extremely talented. day ruined

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

At least 6 people have been killed and two dozen injured in a shooting at a Fourth of July parade in a Chicago suburb, authorities say https://t.co/H07W0ox97B

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Wait, so gun control laws aren’t going to help prevent shootings but laws against abortion are supposed to stop abortions?

[Christina E. Cox @ChristinaECox]

Today, when introducing WWI, a student raised her hand and brought up the death of a certain archduke. Nobody knew his name, so as a hint, I offered that he shares his name with a band.

Gentle reader, my students asked if there had perhaps been an Archduke Metallica.

[emily @recordslayer]

@sarahschauer this is the michelin star meal after getting your tonsils removed