chloe

deeply unserious

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

If we start destroying the lives of young rapists, we might avoid having old rapists in charge of everything in the future.!!

[Katli @KatliL_]

I really hate that I’ve never been presented an opportunity to sleep my way to the top. I’d probably take it. Working hard is overrated

[eve @farrckh]

no one wore bob mackie better than cher

[Jay 🍉 @scruffyjay]

every day the news is like "the You're Gonna Die Administration has announced their new plan You're Gonna Die Faster"

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

I have been extremely brave about things nobody knows are happening. I have also been extremely dramatic about very minor inconveniences. Balance.

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

If you're even a little bit camp start take care of yourself now. If you've done any work in a feather boa please take a multivitamin I stg

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

Dolly Parton dead but all the genocidal warmongering psychopaths in power are somehow still kicking

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Dolly Parton, the beloved global entertainment icon who sold more than 100 million records and whose songwriting prowess and sure-handed approach to her career reshaped the face of country music, popular music, and the entertainment industry at large, has died. 🕊️

[AB @AlannaBennett]

Not me thinking this meant she was gonna be on site helping people figure out if they’re a cool summer or a deep autumn

[chloe @ChloeHeldt]

first one at my big table for birthday happy hour. all my friends are late because because everyone i know has a 9-5 or crippling adhd. feel like carrie bradshaw at her 35th birthday dinner

[dushmanoevsky @chonkychihuahua]

once I got lost in the mall as a child and I was soo deathly embarrassed about the fact that i was lost (i was a perpetually embarrassed child) that i told a shop attendant that my mother got lost & we need to find her bec I thought that was less embarrassing

[MissAnthrope @LyssAnthrope]

Demanding that babies be born so they can suffocate to death shortly after birth in order to satisfy your uninformed abstract moral preferences is not actually moral high ground.

[😱👻😱barbara johnson SCREAM account 😱👻😱 @eleanoir]

I really can’t overstate the degree to which I was blackpilled by seeing Serena Williams doing those GLP-1 commercials. Truly do not know how we will ever come back from that. One of the greatest athletes of all time hawking weight loss pills. Absolute abjection

[ْ @lizgrana]

more rapists in sports than trans people but they are getting treated like the boogeyman instead of having conversations about real issues

[chloe @ChloeHeldt]

@novaleew me too like how did that just happen 😭😭

[chloe @ChloeHeldt]

you’ll be having the most anxiety inducing day ever and you’ll put in your sleep apnea mouth guard and there will be a live insect in it that starts crawling around in your mouth

[Dua @Duakz5q]

There’s a higher statistical probability of a man being raped by one of their male friends than being falsely accused of rape by a female.

Men, please write that down.

[chloe @ChloeHeldt]

christopher nolan’s the odyssey but it’s just me trying to get to get to west philly to see mo

[🇨🇦DF Chant @DFChant]

Very rapidly approaching the point where terrorism is defined as anything other than letting the obscenely rich do whatever the fuck they want, laws and rights be damned.